I Miss Philza Minecraft :(

Can I put R800 in a cute little clown outfit

Honk honk!

mcytblr users don't even need context, they see someone say "i hope sapnap dies horribly" and hit reblog with minimal questionings

ONLY I KNOW THE WAY.

(Passively inspired by AMFMN by @isa-ghost )

Who else up at 12 am thinking about that damn episode two years later and the implications of it all

deja vu?

Other people typcasting mark: the saddest, wettest, most tired looking Guy you've ever seen

Mark typcasting himself: incredibly unhinged terrible little entity fueled by the power of Fuck You

Phil: [Reading chat] "Missa said he wanted to play Mario Party with you." When???

Phil: [Reading chat] "In Squidcraft"? No mames. [Reading chat] "He said it but the mic didn't work" I swear to god– Ok, I'll message him.

Phil talks about following up with Missa about playing Mario Party together!

Nah, NAAAAHHHHHH, this crow- this fucking crow- Okay here's the start of the fuckin obsession he has with Missa-- DUDE I swear every time they reunite, EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY REUNITE after fucking how many months of being separated, they get more and more obsessed with each other. THERE IS NO FUCKING FILTER BRO! LIKE THERE LEGIT IS JUST NO FILTER.

One minute Phil is waiting for the event to start, the next he just goes;

Philza 'I am OBSESSED with my husband' Minecraft: "Yeah Missa's innit a well. If I see Missa should I roleplay that we like woke up from the island? *proceeds to wheeze the air our his lungs* Missa's gonna be like; 'oh for fucks sake, I thought were done with that roleplay man fuck' Pfft- I'm just gonna be there like; 'MISSA WHERE'S OUR KIDS!?'"

And then just laughs his ass out like he didnt just commit gayism on the spot- EXCUSE YOU SIR BUT MISSA IS JUST AS FUCKING READY TO GET DOWN. He is just as fucking ready to go fuck all with this crow man- lemme tell you why! During on Missa's stream, there are 3 ICONIC moments that has made headlines from the chat and discord.

1.] The second Missa recognized Phil, he BEELINED towards him, CRIED, SOBBED, SCREAMED HIS NAME, AND FUCKING KISSED PHIL WITHOUT ANY HESITATION.

2.] There's a clip of Missa introducing Mafer [Missa's girlfriend irl] to Phil and goes; "Philza, this is Mafer my girlfriend, but it doesn't change anything okay?" HE WAS READY TO OFFER HIS OTHER HAND. MISSA HAS TWO HANDS, ONE FOR MAFER AND ONE FOR PHIL-- I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND HOW PHIL'S OBSESSION ISN'T ONE WAY, IT GOES BOTH WAYS!

3.] Another fucking clip that is ascending me, is that whilst in the waiting room, the giant white room, everyone was muted, no mics were working, and naturally when Phil spotted Missa he CLOCKS in and goes to be with him. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW MISSA DURING THAT TIME WHEN PHIL WAS LOOKING AWAY-- I swear they make me sick-- Whilst Phil was looking away, Missa ZOOMED IN on Phil's ass and goes; "*hisses* Shit dude, is that all mine?"

THIS DAMN WET CAT DOWN BAD! HE IS DOWN DOWN BAD DAWG! IM FUCKING TELLIN YOU THEY ARE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER IT'S INSANE!

Timestamp : 00:25:30

the potion didn’t actually do anything Jekyll just accidentally made mountain dew baja blast and the crisp blast of flavor made him go feral