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Percy you can read latitude and longitude lines

Percy: so let me just get this clear, Leo speaks three languages, he's super tech savvy, and he's in AP meth classes.

Leo: pretty much, yeah.

Percy: and Solace over here is like number one professional doctor with years of training and actual practice.

Will: I'm kinda cheating with the magic, but I read the books to make sure.

Percy: meanwhile Reyna, Jason, Hazel and Frank were/are a teenage war general. That must had required something.

Reyna, jason, Hazel and Frank: way too much leadership skills.

Percy: Calipso can make clothes from scratch, and how to grow her own food.

Calipso: I do.

Percy: Nico knows like six languages. And had years of playing video games.

Nico: I know Italian, Latin, Greek, English, and a little bit of French, so like, four and a half.

Percy: Annabeth gained architectural experience when she designed the fucking Olympus.

Annabeth: that was awesome.

Percy: Piper have a famous father, and she speaks French.

Piper: I don't like to talk about it.

Percy: all of you people are actually useful in the mortal world. I am wanted for arson.

correction I’m winning

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makes sense

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people just exist.”

— Oscar Wilde

hey hold up why wasn’t I invited

Why are we on the roof in this picture.

@forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @gh0st-king-nico @fireboy-supreme @lightning-boi-is-here

I don't know when @annabeth-w1se-g1rl dyed her hair or when I took this picture of her and @p1per-mclean.

Someone took my phone. Clearly.

@forbiddensonoftheseagod @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @p1per-mclean

@will-shoelaces @gh0st-king-nico @pinecone-face-thalia

Photo credits - Me

Why @p1per-mclean and @fireboy-supreme

Group Photo.

OUR HALLOWEEN PARTY PICTURES.

very accurate

I honestly think that “the gods are real, and they have kids, and those kids have ISSUES” is still the best description of the Riordanverse I’ve heard to-date.

you can't bribe me with pizza

Anyone know how to avoid Reyna?

@hazel-the-jewel @annabeth-w1se-g1rl @forbiddensonoftheseagod @will-shoelaces @p1per-mclean @lightning-boi-is-here @fireboy-supreme

Nico dragged me, Hazel and Will there last week...Ive decided it..the camps are getting a fucking therapist i swear!!

every time we talk about this it just reminds me from that one scene in Frozen

The “Dorky Golden Retriever Husbands That End Up Getting Impaled” Club

Seriously I am still not over the fact that we never got a Firefly season two (And the company responsible for that is also responsible for the Percy Jackson movies, so…)

Also, why do the good ones always get impaled? Like what the fuck is up with that?

When did you get a concussion

I can’t sleep I have praetor duties

Also how do you get that much sleep @frank-zhang-praetor

Me and percy twinning today🫶 (might need a magnifying glass for this one)