This Emerged In My Head When I Was Trying To Drive

okay spiderverse au where izuku is the guy in the chair for katsuki; he's had to come out once or twice as like a sidekick or smth to help out katsuki in a pinch (not that he'd admit it but izuku knows and just does it because who's gonna stop him? definitely not katsuki)

he also calls katsuki "katsuki" cause i say so and in this au they would be more acquaintances since they grew out of eo during childhood but izuku calls him kacchan when he wants to annoy or tease him

katsuki only calls him "deku" when he's out as spiderman and is talking to him through the communicator in his suit (izuku, with the help of hatsume, remade his more,,, rudimentary outfit)

izuku: really? ur gonna go out in that?

katsuki, in big platform boots, cargo pants, a tank top, domino mask and vambraces on his arms: stfu

izuku found out about katsuki being spiderman p fast

katsuki: what do u want nerd?

izuku: oh yk mom and i were watching the news last night and this article came up and yk, its so interesting-

katsuki: get to the fuckin point

izuku: -dont interrupt me unless u DONT want a more high-quality suit for ur next patrol

katsuki: next patrol? what-

izuku: ur spiderman arent u

katsuki:

izuku:

katsuki: ... stupid shitty nerd and his stupid shitty observation skills

izuku: yeah anyways, ur coming with me after school ;)

katsuki: wait-

hatsume, ofc, has a million and one ideas for gadgets for the team

katsuki: will this shit explode again?

hatsume, with a wide grin: only ur enemies

katsuki, grinning feraly: perfect

and other times...

hatsume: so i got a new idea for the magnet boots babies-

katsuki: no.

hatsume: wait-

katsuki: no, that shit almost ripped me apart. no.

hatsume, pouting: ur no fun, when have i ever [izuku and katsuki open their mouths to answer] no dont answer that

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Dinah, who somehow got roped into being the batfam counselor: And why did no one explain to Jason that the Joker was nearly killed twice by the two people he originally called family and only third party interference stopped him from permanently dying, not only giving the young man closure but also opening a line of communication???

Bruce and Dick trying very hard not to look at a bewildered Jason: It just never came up.

posting these on tumblr bc i forgot i didnt

i am neither a pour milk before or after the cereal. one hand has the box of cereal, the other the milk. i shake some cereal into my mouth and then immediately pour some milk in there too to chew the cereal with the milk before finally swallowing.

Adventures in babysitting: a saga

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Stanley doodles for my soul <33

Barbie (2023) really had Barbie say “hey. I know the reason you hurt me is because I hurt you. I’m sorry I hurt you, because you didn’t deserve that. I know you are a better person than this, and you are fully capable of being that person. I can’t change the past, and I don’t think we can be in each other’s lives anymore without hurting each other, but i am sorry and I want you to be happy. I want you to find your identity and love yourself and live.” and then she realizes she’s also talking about herself.

she’s saying “I deserve to live. We both deserve to live.” it is one of the kindest things I have ever seen done to someone and to themselves in any piece of media ever

OH MY GOD

THEY BOTH HATE THE BRITISH GOV’MENT ✨