Coworker: Ugh Im Still In Denial Of Being Older

coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older

me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??

coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th

me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else

coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?

me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special

coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me

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1 year ago

freminet thought he could escape me BUT NOW WITH THIS EVENT HE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE

*cackles maniacally with thunder and fire and explosions*


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1 year ago

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"
"homosexuality Is Unnatural! There's Only Two Genders! It's A Sin-"

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

1 year ago
PSA: Never Discuss Private Affairs In Your DMs, Especially Contraception And Abortion. Social Media Moguls

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Come On Barbie Let’s Go Party
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Come on Barbie let’s go party

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Little Dick and his chips in Batman #54

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11 months ago

😭😭

1 year ago

Jurassic World and other media things: Have their raptors have ridiculously wiggly tails

Actual raptor tails:

Jurassic World And Other Media Things: Have Their Raptors Have Ridiculously Wiggly Tails

the tail is so stiff the tendons became bones

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