coworker: ugh im still in denial of being older
me: oh right! ur birthday was sept 18th right??
coworker, jokingly offended: no, the 17th
me: ah right, my bad, i confused u with someone else
coworker, gasping exaggeratedly: how dare u confused me with someone else?
me, patting his shoulder with a big smile: ur not the only virgo in my life, ur not special
coworker2, who was present for all of this: *jaw drop* oh wow that hurt and it wasnt even towards me
day 2 of one dan heng a day until he comes out
freminet thought he could escape me BUT NOW WITH THIS EVENT HE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE
*cackles maniacally with thunder and fire and explosions*
"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"
I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???
and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!
it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one
ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!
PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.
Come on Barbie let’s go party
Little Dick and his chips in Batman #54
😭😭
Jurassic World and other media things: Have their raptors have ridiculously wiggly tails
Actual raptor tails:
the tail is so stiff the tendons became bones
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