Friends

grayson, ready to go in guns blazing: mama didn't raise no bitch

duke, trying to descale the situation: no no mama raised a bitch, we're going

tim, tired and wanting to get it over with: mama didn't raise no one actually, mom was absent

hcq in nutshell

Older Damian from the future for post related reasons: *is wearing glasses*

10yr old Damian: This is outrageous! I am a Wayne! An al Ghul! I would never succumb to such weakness as needing a visual aid!

Older Damian: *so done* Listen, whether you want to admit it or not we are, in fact, a human being. And as such there are only so many concussions we can get before there are consequences.

10yr Old Damian: But father has no such difficulty! And as his son neither should we!

Older Damian: Father is a lying little bitch that secretly wears contacts like the coward he is.

Bruce: *has been outed*

10yr old Damian: *shocked Pikachu face*

Older Damian: *smirks* And besides. Its not like I need to keep up the appearance of being invincible. I'm not even a vigilante anymore. I'm a doctor.

10yr old Damian: *demonic screaming*

character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

yall did it, i started good omens last night so its all downhill from here

thinking about horror genres and indigenous readings again... the home invasion genre is largely the settler's fear of being colonized

me: im fine

also me: *sends a 6 minute voice note to an irl talking about kaveh*

i keep seeing sm good omens gifs and spoilers and i see gay and idk i think that means i should really watch it