Reticentvampyre - #1 Loustat Defender🕺😛

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Every beautiful romance ever made is about two freaks who mask their freakishness & live conventionally but isolated until they meet and match each others freak so hard it ruins both of their lives

so soft it hurts

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“We’re quite codependent.”

My preferred way of falling asleep is reading fanfiction till first morning light when my eyes give out and my brain stops understanding words

10 unhinged (but not inherently problematic) things Lestat has done

paid for a threesome with a sex worker, then put said sex worker to sleep so he could fuck Louis undisturbed instead

levitated during sex then made Louis think that's just what cunty French bisexuals do

brutally murdered two priests in a church then immediately proposed and got married on the spot

got completely naked when he had to share a coffin with Louis

wore a drag version of a Marie Antoinette costume to a party in 1940

trolled the public by biting into a realistic baby doll

accepted his own murder because it was done by the love of his life

carved a wooden piano and used spotify to "play" on it

became a rock star just to get his ex-husband's attention

still wears a wedding band 80+ years post divorce