WTFFFFFF THEY OUT HERE AS CAPTAINS STEERING THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIP I AM JUST FUCKING CRUISING MAN

callmekevin in the unboxing stream be like. i'm an e-girl. i'm a french maid. i have hundreds of tiny plastic babies. i'm an inflatable tube man. i paid €100 for a secondhand shress set. i'm playing katy perry on the acoustic guitar. i'm talking to cardboard cutouts of my coworkers. i'm unhinged. i've started a rivalry with a singing fish. i'm playing the otomatone. i'm performing duets with my piscine archnemesis. life is a soup and i'm the fork. i'm a softcore furry. i'm a danger to myself and the structural integrity of my office. i <3 dan.

forever in love with the fact jacob took inspiration from the trailblazers of feline/feminine sexuality (eartha kitt) and unapologetic androgyny (grace jones, david bowie) when crafting modern day louis

(x) baby baby *ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ*

RIP (1966-2023)

Kevin saying "MILF" just affected my lifespan. Added or removed years, I don't know yet.

Louis: Ugh, Lestat only wants my money and he's too dumb to manage finances by himself. What other reason is there for him to turn me? 🙄

Lestat upon seeing Louis being depressed AND suicidal: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, would you like to receive the Dark Gift?

An hour prior he was asking for a divorce and leaving and now he's got a hand on Lestat's womb while begging on his knees for Lestat to give him a baby. Oh Louis du Lac please never change. I love you and all your unhinged ways.

rudy asking jonathan to prom, they are fucking teasing us jjpope fam

i miss shaolin i miss zeke i miss boo boo i miss ra ra i miss dizzee i miss thor i miss mylene i miss yolanda i miss regina GOD I EVEN MISS FAT ANNIE AND CADILLAC I NEVER REALISED WHAT AN IMPACT THE GET DOWN HAS HAD ON ME AND I HOPE NETFLIX AND THEIR WORKFORCE FULL OF CRACKERS CHOKE

s2 confirmed means we’ll probably see pope jj and kie together for the majority of the season but also cementing the high chance that the writers will fuck up even more and any potential for wlw kie (or past kiesarah) and mlm jj/pope may be squashed because they don’t know how to write