Just So You All Know, In The Further Interest Of Mocking The Shit Out Of Felon Musk, Moving Forward I

hehe blorbo go mental breakdown

COYOTE ATTACK !!!!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

*I emerge from the coyote attack visibly pregnant*

Have you seen the official HP website's April Fool's prank where they tried to make the front page all about Draco? The article singing Draco's praises might as well have been written by Harry...

No! When was this?! And lolllll. Bet that's what Voldemort saw the one time he tried to look in Harry's head in book 6.

how the fuck am i supposed to function when one of my classmates' stupid phrases they say whenever a teacher reprimands another student is becoming a vocal stim

i would overthrow nations for this stock photo of a rock

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

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yippee we did it

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

blog intro, ig

I'm Renee, I use any pronouns (including neos). I'm either agender or genderfluid, I don't really know what people mean when they feel a certain gender, but sometimes I want to dress masc or femme depending on what aesthetic I want to be that day.

I have AuDHD, OCD, and possibly hEDS or some other similar mobility issue.

I like Harry Potter (no I do not support JKR), fanfic writing, and frolicking about. I'm just a silly little guy honestly. I am an age regressor also. I am also in the peak on my LOTF hyperfixation rn. I have not yet finished it but idrk about spoilers bc most of its been spoiled to me already.

I AM A MINOR. Please keep this in mind.

have an amazing day <3

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All the senators conspiring to kill Ceaser sounds like there'd be a lot of romantic tension. Almost like.... they were.... ployamorous.

“I have maladaptive daydreaming”

Kinda sad, implies that something sucky caused you to choose this coping mechanism, boring

“I am haunted by visions of an alternate reality”

Cool, mysterious, unique, makes you sound like some kind of sci-fi witch or wizard