Congrats!!!

today's bug thing is this Very Hungry Caterpillar balloon decoration!

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

“I have maladaptive daydreaming”

Kinda sad, implies that something sucky caused you to choose this coping mechanism, boring

“I am haunted by visions of an alternate reality”

Cool, mysterious, unique, makes you sound like some kind of sci-fi witch or wizard

If you hate Lily Evans you will die and go to hell

"You look great."

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Yeah, but why not?

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

I always have to remind myself that when kids around me talk about lotf it's in a "yea we are reading this in class rn" and not a "i've dedicated my life to this book way"