My Silly Goose

Not my stupid ass wanting romance between Reader and zombie Apoc!Roach 😭😭😭

If he does actually find a motorcycle, you KNOW Readers gonna wanna either backpack or he backpacks for her 😩 she tickles his ribs when she backpacks for him and so he makes the motorcycle speed up so she stops and holds on before she friggin falls off lmao

.... smut on the motercycle- I MEAN WHO SAID THAT??? HELLO??? Idk who said that but ahem- they are so real for that 😏

reader backpacking while roach is on his first few attempts and just totally fucking it up for him. They’re playing ‘earn your drivers license’ and reader insists on this being a ‘formal test’. It’s so embarrassing bc he’s DEFINITELY so ticklish but he hates it so hard and readers like you’ve got to learn to drive with distractions on the road ;)

cue annoyed sex on the bike. Roach behind reader as they demonstrate the basics and getting handsy. Is that enough of a distraction teach? how’s my grade at this? Parking because both of them are getting frustrated and honestly it’s a miracle they don’t crash. The bike makes for some creative positioning but you know roach absolutely is just going to pin you to it if he has to.

woah huh wow. What a weird thing that just happened. Maybe someone’s hacking accounts 😨

reader afterwards is more concerned about the state of the bikes seats and roach is like ffs. They fuck in their sleeping bags after and then reader makes him wipe down the bike and he’s just like god you’re so mean to me. He does it tho, whipped

Art

Mobei-Jun has my heart tbh

Angel calls Ren at like the ass crack of dawn (or whenever Ren sleeps idk 💀) all panicked like "REN CAN YOU COME OVER RIGHT NOW I NEED YOU" And Ren rushes over only to find out the reason Angel called him over was because there was a spider 💀

✦゜ANSWERED: He rushes in 5 minutes later (he just happened to be in the neighbourhood, don't worry about it!! ^^) before noticing the tiny spider in the corner of your room. But instead of getting a container like a normal person, he just scoops it up with his bare hands and starts petting it kgjkdfkgd

If he's playing up his Haruko/"Ren" persona, however, then he'll probably feign ignorance and get a cup instead!

First post kinda nervous but um this is my cat abyss he sleeps as if his dead also that's um the laundry area and goodbye