Talking To @minkdelovely About How We All Are Just So Unhinged And I Wanted To Say That People Are Always

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

☆ Gojo is always so cocky before you peg him. Confident, taking charge as if he's not about to be fucked from behind like a whore. He'll dirty talk you, try to fluster you with his honeyed words as you're pulling the strap on.

"Gonna fuck me so good, baby?" He purrs, wrapping his fingers around the pretty blue strap: perhaps to gauge the size. He jerks it a little, mirrors the way he'd stroke himself to the thought of being fucked senseless by you. "Hopefully you can keep up with me."

It's all talk, a veil of confidence only barely masking his desperation beneath, which burns hot and angry and threatens to ignite into something all-consuming if it isn't soon put out. You think of wrecking his ego, making him get down on his knees and suck the plastic for show. He'd look so pretty, looking up at you through his lashes as he served the strap with his mouth and tongue.

Oh but he's prepped and ready, and you're itching to erode at his cocky smile. You have him lay on his back, so you can watch as his lips curl downwards when you slide a finger into him, rather than the strap he's been promised.

"Fuck, I don't need it," he whines, tries to reach down and pull your wrist up and away from him but you swat him away with a tsk.

"You're so impatient."

"Just fuck me already."

Sweet Satoru regrets his words when you line your pretty blue strap up with his ass and push in only an inch of two. The sharp hiss of him steeling himself with a breath is music to your ears, and though he tries desperately to keep the cocky act up, you can see it slipping.

You give him another inch, and he bites back a moan. "That's... all you got?"

"No," you click your teeth. "But, it's all you'll get if you don't start begging, baby."

He gives you a look, tries his best to look annoyed, but his cock is so hard it hurts and the corners of his lips are curling upwards in a grin regardless. His pleads start out dramatic, joking.

"Please fuck me, babe," he drawls, but as you inch further inside of him at his request, he gasps. Very quickly, any cockiness in his tone is replaced by raw need. "Fuck, more—please, really, I need it."

His eyes are wide at the stretch, the all-encompassing fullness he's feeling, and the grief he feels when you pull almost all the way out of him.

"Wait don't pull out I'll beg I'll—"

His pleads get stuck in his throat when you push forward and bury your strap completely in his ass. Satoru chokes out the prettiest moan, meets your eyes for half a second as you pull back, and then falls into complete ecstasy as you snap your hips back into his again.

From there, he's gone. Malting into the mattress as you fuck him at the pace he responds best to—a torturous middle ground between painfully slow and so fast it's over too soon. Satoru whines, seemingly already overstimulated by your movements, but you're far from done with him.

Satoru Gojo is the strongest. He's untouchable, really, and here you are ten inches deep inside of him and watching as hot tears spring into his beautiful blue eyes. He's sweating, exerting himself entirely to taking all that you can give him; and you're sure he'd take more if you had it for him—he's at the base of your strap and whining like a whore on it.

"Close," his voice is quiet and desperate and you love the way it melts into the air around you. You fuck him harder, faster, a bruising pace that might be more for you than him, but he takes it with shaky breaths and a heaving chest because he's addicted to the shape of your plastic cock inside of his ass.

You fuck him through his orgasm, watch as his cock—which is reddening with angry need—spurts ropes of cum all over his stomach, pearlescent and almost unending. You smile at the sight, stalling your hips to let him catch his breath after cumming so hard without his cock even being touched.

He's a mess, sensitive and breathless as you trace your fingertips through the mess of cum glossing his tummy. Satoru watches with parted lips as you do so, half-expecting you to bring your fingers to his lips for him to clean up the mess he made. But you don't. Instead, you press down hard on his tummy and listen to the lewd noise that rips from his throat when you feel just how deep you are inside of him.

"Here, baby," you coo, grabbing at the wrist Satoru shoots down to try and pull your hand from his stomach with. You press his palm down onto his cum-covered stomach and have him feel for himself the bulge that you've created with the tip of your strap inside of him.

A moment passes, something flickers in your gaze that turns Satoru's mouth dry. "Don't move your hand, Toru, understand me? Keep pressing down."

Satoru parts his lips to protest, but you're pulling out and plunging back into his ass with a mean thrust of your hips before he can say a word. The nastiest moan slips from his lips, half ecstatic, half overstimulated.

"Fucking you so deep you can feel it from the outside, huh baby? Taking my cock so well, letting me use you like you're the toy."

Your words are enough to encourage Satoru into a second round; though this time you're meaner than before. You pull his legs up a little, manage a position that allows you to get impossibly deeper inside of him, and hen thrust your hips forward to test the water.

He's drooling. His lips are wet with spit and cheeks stained with new-flowing tears. He loves it, though, you can feel the clench of his ass in the way it becomes just that little bit harder to thrust into him. With each mean snap of your hips though, you watch as Satoru presses down harder on his belly to feel you bullying your plastic strap into his ass.

You find a nice pace and match it with your fingers wrapped around his cock. Stroking him only makes your lover needier, bucking his hips up instinctually just to gasp at how the movement fucks himself onto your strap too. By the time his second orgasm is approaching, you can't tell who's doing more of the work: he's frenzied and cumdrunk and can't see straight between the blinding pleasure and tears in his eyes.

"Good boy," you praise as he cums again, his whole body racked with tremors and his eyes quite literally rolling back as he releases all over the hand that presses down to feel you. You give him a minute, let his catch his lost breath and wipe his tears from his eyes with the hand that isn't covered in his own cum.

Though, once you're confident he's at ease enough for you to slowly pull out and start giving him aftercare, his legs lock around your waist and keep you buried deep.

You've never seen such a look on his face before—ravenous.

"Again."

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after almost decade of using AO3, i have just found out that you can put it on dark mode.

NO MORE BEING BLINDED BY FICS

I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF

It was all a bet?

Including: Gojo, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Toji, Yuuji, and Megumi

Synopsis: You discover that they had been dared to go out with you.

my smau masterlists one and two

〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰

what it’s like to bring the jjk boys to…have dinner with your family!

ft. fushiguro megumi, fushiguro toji, gojo satoru, geto suguru, ijichi kyotaka, inumaki toge, itadori yuji, kamo choso, kamo noritoshi, mahito, muta kokichi, nanami kento, okkotsu yuta, panda, ryomen sukuna, todo aoi, yaga masamichi, yoshino junpei, zenin naoya

warnings: not all of these are romantic! reader is lowkey desi coded in some of them. reader is mentioned to have a brother, dogs, aunts/uncles, and cousins in some of them. reader slanders like 75% of the characters. honestly the characters might be ooc too i wrote this two years ago for fun and giggles and just found it again and wanted to post. also tw naoya!

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

Literally perfect

Your parents love him

Your dogs love him

You love him

Was kind of quiet at first but settled in eventually and opened up a bit

Was still kind of reserved but that’s to be expected from him

Your mother found it sweet that he tried to hide behind you when your uncles started interrogating getting to know him 

He let your younger cousins play with his shikigami so that your dogs could get a break from being bothered

Really liked the salad your mother made and asked for the recipe

1000/10 

FUSHIGURO TOJI

Actually not too bad

Was polite enough and liked the food

Showed your parents pictures of Megumi as a baby

They were suitably impressed

Your cousin asked him where he goes to the gym

He told him he doesn’t believe in gyms (thinks they’re oppressive institutions designed to disadvantage the poor?)

Did give him a discount code for some random protein powder that he’s sponsored by though

Asked your parents to donate to his charity

They were happy to do so and thought it was amazing that he has a charity

You decided not to tell them that his “charity” is literally just his bank account

4/10 for scamming your family

GOJO SATORU

Solid 7/10

Goofs around a lot but he did come so he gets points for that

Your parents hated him at first but then he showed them the album of cute Megumi pictures he has saved on his phone and they switched up

“He’s so responsible for raising a kid so young! And it’s not even his!”

Bullshit

He does NOT raise Megumi and you were the one who sent him half of those pictures 

Demoted to a 6/10 just for that but at least your parents like him

Also the fact that he had an album was cute

Somehow managed to keep the dirty jokes to a minimum

Your brother kept making fun of his eyes being so blue so halfway through he had to switch the glasses out for the blindfold

Surprisingly high spice tolerance

GETO SUGURU

Honestly really a fun guy!

Actually brought his own dish to the dinner??

AND IT WAS GOOD????

Your mother wants you two to get married now

Asked if he could take some leftovers back for Mimiko and Nanako

Which was very considerate of him actually

Your mother told him he didn’t have to return the dishes she packed the food in

Let your brother win at Scrabble

Listened to your mother talk about the auntie drama

Apparently he’s going to start putting coconut oil in his hair now

Your parents are going to adopt him and kick you out

9/10 would’ve been higher but he didn’t beat your brother’s ass at Scrabble (he wanted to “make a good impression”)

IJICHI KYOTAKA

Similar to Nanami in that he and your father got along really well

Your brother called him “goofy”

He had to go to the bathroom and cry after that

He did compose himself and came back to eat

Can handle spicy food quite well

Complimented your mother’s cooking

Brought flowers as a thank you for the dinner

Was super sweet and grateful to be invited at all

11/10 would definitely invite him again

INUMAKI TOGE

Everyone was really excited to meet him

Let your cousins play with his hair and do his make up and paint his nails

Was your partner for Charades and you two won by a LOT

Kept sneaking treats to your dogs

Your mother ordered seafood for him because he could only speak in rice ball ingredients and she thought he really wanted salmon

He did eat it though

He would be a 10/10 but he accidentally used his Cursed Speech on your aunt so 8/10

ITADORI YUJI

Somehow lit the grill on fire

Managed to put it out but he did lose his eyebrows in the process unfortunately

Looked stupid without eyebrows

Spent most of his time hanging out with the little kids

Your family actually really liked him though

He’s too sweet to dislike

Helped wash the dishes and did not break any

7/10 because you almost had to call the fire department

KAMO CHOSO

Showed up an hour late

Was friendly but kinda nervous and awkward at first

Loved the food

He and your brother are best friends now

Genuinely he gets along better with your brother than with you

Impressed your father with his history knowledge

3/10 was too perfect and now your parents keep asking why you’re not more like him

KAMO NORITOSHI

He hates kids

Spent the entire first half running away from your cousins

Once he finally escaped he got along great with the adults

They really liked how responsible and mature he is

Thought it was impressive that he’s going to be the clan head

Your aunt told you that he was a keeper and you should “marry for money, hope for love”

Started crying when your mother asked him if she could hang up his jacket for him

It reminded him of his own mother who he was forced to leave as a kid 

All of your aunts have unofficially adopted him now due to his tragic backstory

Deserves 10/10 just for being relatively normal 

MAHITO

-892378/10 your parents couldn’t see him because he’s a curse

He was very happy to hear that and nearly destroyed your house

You had to call Geto halfway through to chase him off

Your family was thrilled to see Geto again though so at least there’s that??

MUTA KOKICHI

Sent a robot in his place obviously

Everyone wanted to know why you brought a robot to dinner

They thought you had hit a new low

You had to explain that Mechamaru was basically his body because of how weak his actual body was

Nobody believed you

-3/10 he was nice but it was overall a humiliating experience

NANAMI KENTO

Cannot eat anything spicy

Started tearing up at the appetizers alone

Had a massive stomach ache afterwards and his face was red for like twenty minutes 

Your father liked talking to him about business and the economy and shit

Did not get scared when asked about his plans for the future

Actually has plans for the future

Your brother is kind of gay for him tbh (??) and threatened to marry him if you don’t 

10/10 because he still finished everything on his plate so he didn’t seem rude even though he was lowkey dying 

OKKOTSU YUTA

Tried his best

Your dogs tried to leave with him because they liked him so much

He brought gifts from Africa for your entire family

Did stop a toddler from getting kidnapped

Is physically really good at grilling but emotionally cannot handle the stress

Had a mental breakdown when you asked for a vegetable burger

Made the discovery that he really likes corn and proceeded to eat all of the corn you had bought for the night so nobody else got any 

Summoned Rika and allowed your cousins to use her as their dress up doll

Rika was very nice and enjoyed the experience

She wants to be a fashion model now

2/10 he burnt your vegetable burger and you were really looking forward to having some corn

PANDA

Is a panda

Your younger cousins thought he was adorable

You got asked multiple times if he was a furry

5/10 he was only invited because he had nothing else to do and you had to chase him with a hose beforehand because he refused to bathe

RYOMEN SUKUNA

-1244129/10

An asshole but what’s new 

Told your family to “go back to where you came from”

Degraded your parents

Degraded you

Degraded everyone really

You got into a fight with him and Gojo had to intervene

Did ask for one of your mother’s recipes so he could get Uraume to cook it for him

She did not give it to him

TODO AOI

See you thought this would be hell on earth

But it wasn’t???

Played with your dogs

Carried your cousins around on his shoulders

Your uncles were impressed by his muscles

He saved a kitten that was stuck in a tree

Did not ask a single person about their type in women

Annihilated everyone in Wii Sports Resort

Absolutely sucked at Just Dance though

He thought he was too manly for the wrist strap but then he threw the remote into the TV while playing Wii bowling and it broke

6/10 he said he’d pay for a new one

YAGA MASAMICHI

Literally your boss

Only invited him because you wanted a raise

He liked the food

Exchanged sewing tips with your mother

200/10 you got the raise

YOSHINO JUNPEI

Really cool!

Gave everyone good movie recommendations

Someone gave him a baby to hold and he nearly dropped it

Burnt his hand on the grill

Found your uncles’ shitty jokes funny so they all liked him

He was decent at debating with everyone and having intellectual conversations even though he cried whenever someone disagreed with him too harshly

Your parents were very dismayed to see the cigarette burn scars on his face

Your mother told him he could always come to your house if he needed to

4/10 because he almost gave a baby brain damage 

ZENIN NAOYA

Told your parents about your sex life

Called your mother “woman”

Your cousins have a crush on him solely based on his looks

He thinks he has a harem now

0/10 they are all like 13 years old

Crying virgin!viktor save me save me virgin!victor has me dying!! I ate that shit up omg it was amazing!! I need more of this desperate man

warnings; experienced!fem!reader, virgin!viktor, explicit sexual content, thigh fucking, premature ejaculation(?), subtle cum marking, clit rubbing, dirty talk (lots of it), subtle corruption kink i think, guiding, not edited just pressed post tbh. (will edit later i swear.)

“fuck, so soft,” viktor moans, hands gripping your thighs and cock throbbing between them — pearly pre-cum leaked from his tip and landed sticky on your panties, the sight hot enough to have your pussy clenching.

“vik, y’can move.” you murmured breathily, eyes lidded and so, so desperate just to feel his hot flesh slide against your thighs. the sound viktor let out could easily be mistaken for a whimper, slightly high pitched and almost pitiful.

“i-i don’t know if i can last very long,” viktor admitted, cock kicking up at random intervals. he was so hard you wondered if it hurt, his tip flared and an angry red — and you couldn’t help but laugh airily.

“that’s why we’re doin’ this, vik, ‘member?” you chided, a light tease. “it’s practice, yeah?”

viktor swallowed audibly and nodded, fingers flexing against your flesh. you glanced down at his cock, and your gut fluttered. viktor was so big, so fucking thick — you couldn’t wait to feel him stretch you out, for him to batter up your insides and fuck you into a mess.

but that would come later; when he was ready for it.

“i-i just fuck them, right?” viktor queried, and you nodded, wholly unprepared for when his hips suddenly began bucking, hot dick sliding between your thighs and getting them absolutely sticky.

“fuck, hah, this is—” viktor started, only to break off into a cacophony of moans as he squeezed your thighs tighter together around him.

your skull melted into the pillow beneath it as viktor humped against you, thick balls slapping into your ass as he lost himself between your soft thighs. his cock grazed against your clothed clit and shot electricity up your spine — fuck, it was so hot.

“oh, my god, vik — wow, shit, you’re doin’ good.” you encouraged, eyes locked on his cockhead disappearing and reappearing between your plush flesh.

“hah, it feels so good, shit,” viktor panted, eyes cinched shut and brows screwed up, mouth popped open in pleasure. “it’s like — fuck, it’s so soft and — ‘m goin’ crazy.”

you didn’t even need viktor to vocalize to know that already — his humps were a bit clumsy in their quickness, but there was no denying he had a certain rhythm that you knew would feel so fucking good inside you. like a feral animal following its instincts, following the urge to fuck fast and breed.

your clit throbbed, and you were reminded of a rather prominent issue.

“mm, vik, c-can you maybe push your cock a li’l lower?” you panted out; the infrequency to the stimulation of your clit was starting to drive you crazy, you needed something more consistent.

viktor followed what you said, and now his hot cock was sliding directly over your clit with every slide between your hot thighs — your back arched slightly and you moaned, loud and lewd, and viktor shivered above you.

“does it f-feel good?” viktor asked, hips stuttering, eyes sliding open to stare at you in wonderment. you pulled your bottom lip between your teeth and nodded.

“yeah, yeah — keep goin’ like that and i’ll cum.” you nearly whined, thighs shivering and gut rolling. viktor groaned in the back of his throat and humped a little faster, aiming his hips down slightly to ensure he was hitting the right spot every time.

“fuck, vik! that’s so good!” you mewled, hips rolling up to grind your cunt against his cock. viktor let out a deep groan and his hips stuttered again, cock kicking up viciously.

“you’re wet,” viktor panted. “i-i can feel it through — shit, it’s so hot, i-i, fuck—!”

all you could do was nod along to his observations, gut hot and tight, skin buzzing with fleeting euphoria. every slide against your sopping cunt was driving you straight into nirvana, orgasm building.

“faster vik, fuck. fuck me faster n’ i’ll cum.” you whine, desperation clawing at your flesh — you were so close, right there; if only you had a li’l more pressure, if your clit could be rubbed faster, you’d explode.

viktor whimpered but sped up, slapping his thighs into your ass almost painfully, thrusts a li’l clumsy and desperate — for your orgasm or his own, you weren’t sure.

it sounded wet, rough, fuckin’ hot — slaps, moans, whimpers, slick squelches, curses, pleas; so many erogenous sounds melting together and bouncing off the walls. you were so close it hurt.

“oh my gooooood, vik, please,” you whined, hips rolling up faster, harder, chasing that glorious friction of viktor’s cock —

you didn’t realize your mistake until it was too late. viktor let out a garbled sound, one that sounded like a mix of a whine and a groan, and your eyes flew to your thighs just in time to see viktor explode.

thick, white ropes shot from his cockhead, splattering up between your ribs and soaking your stomach. viktor humped you shallowly as his balls twitched against your ass in time with the shooting of his load, small grunts and groans falling from his lips.

“‘m sorry, ‘m so sorry,” viktor mumbled mindlessly, “i did-didn’t mean to — you just looked so hot — it felt so good, ‘m sorry—”

you surged up and locked your lips with his, halting his babbling. it took viktor a second to register and respond, and when he did, it was a bit clumsy and breathy.

“it’s okay, vik,” you reassured between wet smacks, orgasm receding beneath your skin. “i promise it’s okay. you did so good.”

“but you didn’t—” viktor tried, but you pressed your lips to his more firmly, cutting him off. you reached down to grasp his hand and pull it from your thigh, guiding it between your legs.

viktor sucked in a sharp breath when his fingers met with the wet patch soaked into your panties; you pulled away from him just enough to lock your eyes with his.

“you can make it up to me, vik,” you murmured hotly — if you caught the waves fast enough, you knew you’d be able to pull your orgasm through fast. “jus’ rub my clit, ‘kay? i’ll guide you.”

viktor swallowed and nodded, and you surged in for a kiss again. you licked at the seam of his lips as you pressed his hand against your cunt, rubbing it in small, fast circles.

moans flew from your mouth and into his as viktor tried desperately to match the pace of your kiss, his tongue licking against yours and shoving into your own mouth.

“yeah, vik, jus’ like that. just rub it hard n’ fast, okay?” you whimpered, pleasure returning to your veins with a vengeance. those waves were crashing into you once again, feet dancing on the precipice.

viktor continued to repeat the same motions you’d showed him even as your hand left his; you wrapped your arms around his shoulders and committed yourself to devouring his mouth, licking his teeth, cheeks and tongue as he rubbed you straight to nirvana.

it felt so fucking good, so messy and sloppy and hot, and viktor was moaning into your mouth, soft cock twitching back to life as he pleasured you — everything was just right, and you were about to explode. just needed a bit more.

“faster vik, c’mon, ‘m about to cum — harder, baby, c’mon, doing so good,” you encouraged breathily, prompting viktor to speed up, and oh fuck—!

“yes, yes, keep goin’,” you panted, hips slamming forward into his hand, pulling a deep groan from his throat. you were right there, just a few more circles, yes, yes —

“coming!” you whined as it ripped through you, the waves hitting maximum strength, cunt throbbing and gushing, soaking your panties even further. viktor groaned into your mouth as you rode out your orgasm on his hand, as your slick coated his fingers and palm, as you licked into him gratefully.

“that was amazing,” you murmured between licks, body fuzzy in the aftershock of your orgasm. fuck, viktor was a quick study, you were beginning to realize. this may just be easier than you initially thought.

tomura with a voice kink. having you talk to him so he can get off. he'll call whenever. sometimes, he'll call when you're mad at him, so he can imagine you degrading him and insulting him. he tries to hide it, but he really can't. he doesn't want to. he wants you to know he's pathetically humping his pillow, rutting his cock into the fleshlight...

maybe you do know. maybe you like hearing the small whine in his voice when you say you're hanging up when he's about to cum. his feeble attempts to keep you on the phone so he can cum, but you already hung up and he has to spend the next god knows how long trying to get off without your voice.

coming back after a year of not posting art with a shitpost,, hello jayvik nation

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