Reignoftiramizu - 🃏 ZUWIE LEFOU! :^D 🍫

Are there voice actors with reels on tumblr who are interested in being contacted for closed auditions in a paid audio fiction project? If that sounds like you, please interact with this post, I’ve got a whole lot of characters to cast!

In Two Weeks.

KILLJAM XXX DROPS.

APRIL 23rd. ⚔️

I am actually gonna cry. This audio drama has been such a labor of love... & believe me, YOU'LL LOVE IT. Three X's?! MORE LIKE THREE G's: GOREY GAY & GOOD– NO, GREAT. ENJOY THE CARNAGE: SOON. 🧑‍🦰💥🔫

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

for day 6/7 of podcast girls week! late for day 6 (and almost day 7 oops), but this is pure self-indulgence :3c

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING BLOOPER REEL EVER The cast of kingmaker is the best ever. Ever. Unbridled positive batshit energy

Transcript Link

Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.

Music by Odd Chap

Sandylion Cookie Stickers

Zuwie Muzing No.1

Heard a woman in the pre-work coffeeshop visit today quietly say "Ive been doing ghostwriting for my daughter" mid conversation. Oh lady you are a ghostwriter no more. I heard that. I now know your family secret

Even when you eventually DO get the context, it will still seem just as batshit as it looks LMFAO

Context Free KILLJAM XXX Spoilers:

-The Nun never saw the Twink coming

-A Clown is used as a Murder Weapon

-Evil Middle-Aged Man Yaoi

-Local Giant Snake Woman Is Surprisingly Chill

-Don’t Trust The Cake

-There is a Diabolical Bingus Henchwoman

HUGS!!!!!

UR SOOOO GONNA WANNA MEET – or should I say MEAT – SHANKHILL & HIS LOVELY (totally not homicidal) DAUGHTER!!!! I love family-run businesses!!!! I love family!!!! 🥩💛 I love...... paying Shankhill on time (or else)!!!!!! 🔪🔪💸🥩

JAM 4.5 - THE DEVIL OF SAN MALVADO! - IS NOW OUT ON SPOTIFY, YOUTUBE, APPLE PODCASTS, AND PODBEAN!

In our first ever minisode (released in place of a full episode every four weeks, just so we can keep our lead on production time), we take a detour to Bellamy’s least favorite place: Shankhill’s Quality Meats - where the product is so fresh, it’s still screaming!

We’ll be back to regular episodes with JAM 5. We hope you enjoy this wholesome story of a father and daughter working together in the meantime…

FIND ALL OUR FEEDS HERE, CUTIES! 💙

Cast Includes: @machetebisexual as Faustina Fetamine, @voicesbyzane as Shankhill, @ashleecraft as Kelsey, and Jamie Douglas as Michael.

Transcript / Content Warnings In The Show Notes!

JESSE DON'T ENABLE CREATIVE MODE JESSE IT TURNS OFF ACHIEVEMENTS JESSE