ROY KAPLAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!! ROY KAPLAN IS HERE!!!!!! (screaming Like A Little Newsboy On A Bicycle While

Happy May! Here’s this month’s sticker club designs. Worked really hard on these cookies, I hope you guys like them!

If you’re interested in a sticker sheet they’re available until June 1st (mchvoss on Ko-fi)

Obligatory new icon post :^] 

egg?

He is the EGG MAN

FORCE ME TO USE TUMBLR MORE I LOVE THIS WEBSITE AND I FORGET IT EXISTS and all my friends are here. FUCK!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!

IT'S ALMOST HERE...... KILLJAM'S ALMOST HERE...........

AND IN LESS THAN A WEEK'S TIME.....☝️👹

Oh how the world will change on April 23rd (rubs my hands together with much evil merriment). Not because Im prophesying doomsday or anything but because KILLJAM releases on April 23rd. EPISODE ONE, TO BE EXACT!!!!!! (And the world can't end until KILLJAM comes out of course!!!!! WE HAVE TO GO OUT W/ A BANG!!!!!)

This show is such a labor of love AND ALSO, I have met & made so many very treasured friendships thru it..... I cannot wait for everyone to see what the team (& my very dear friends) have been conjuring up for the past 2ish yrs. I hope you enjoy it as much as its been fun to help come to fruition. Does that sentence make sense???! I DONT KNOW! AND I DONT CARE! BECAUSE THE ONLY THING YOU NEED TO KNOW IS: KILLJAM IS COMING AND SOON!!!! 💥 💙💜

KILLJAM XXX - EPISODE 1 - HAIL TO THE QUEEN, BABY! PART 1

Releasing on all podcatchers April 23, 2025!

video edited by @reignoftiramizu - graphics by @lawofnamesmedia (screen visual) & @reignoftiramizu (lighting, popup assets & backgrounds) - character art by @holographicgoblinking - logo designed by @valdevia - the voice of Faustina Fucking Fetamine is @machetebisexual

MY SWEETSWEET ANGEL (DEMON) YOU DREW MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL (DEMON) DIETER (DEMON).... I cannot express in words how this made me hop straight out of my seat Im crawling all over the walls like a SQUIRREL right now. I AM A JERBOA right now......

I got sent this by Meg who witnessed me sending 280193819x explosion gifs in response because my entire day has been MADE. MY ENTIRE DAY. I am the va for Dieter. My eyeballs are so wide

I never use tumblr (which is my evil trait, and I should more) – I had to come here to tell you that A. artifeast your artwork is incredible every single time I see it, everything you draw has so much character, I LOVE THE EXPRESSIONS (telesphore's face is so good), and your way of coloring is so yummy. I adore all of your pieces so much. And B. I gave dieter that bloody nose in pic 2

three accomplished adults vs. one mean little birthday boy. who will win

thank you for the request, @kingmakerpod!

making this on my phone with very little sleep or consideration, but i think the point stands

In Two Weeks.

KILLJAM XXX DROPS.

APRIL 23rd. ⚔️

I am actually gonna cry. This audio drama has been such a labor of love... & believe me, YOU'LL LOVE IT. Three X's?! MORE LIKE THREE G's: GOREY GAY & GOOD– NO, GREAT. ENJOY THE CARNAGE: SOON. 🧑‍🦰💥🔫

This is KILLJAM X X X.

~ Logo by Jasper Taylor and Meg Tuten, Logo text by @valdevia ~

The deranged, queer cyberpunk death game audio drama podcast that myself, @machetebisexual, @reignoftiramizu, and @cannibalmukbang have been working on for the last two years.

You can follow it right here on tumblr at @killjamxxx

It features actors who have been in:

The Magnus Archives. (As a Friendly Surgeon Who Cannot Catch A Break)

The Amazing Digital Circus. (As an Enterprising Organ Harvester)

Slay The Princess. (As a Sadistic Superpowered Assassin)

Final Fantasy Seven Remake. (As a Truly Evil Corporate Bastard)

The Mortuary Assistant. (As a Ravenous Wolf Woman)

Lackadaisy. (As a Helpful Murder Nerd)

Dimension 20. (As a Mom-Friend Dominatrix)

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean. (As a Cyborg out for Revenge)

Another Crab’s Treasure. (As a Homicidal Wife Guy)

The Kingmaker Histories. (As a Solipsistic Killer Clown Girl)

Caravan. (As a Guy You’ll Really Want to Punch)

Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury. (As an Incredible Narrator)

Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead. (As a Stab-Happy Street Punk)

Eeler’s Choice. (As Diabolical German Pawnbroker and a Humanoid Catfish)

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. (As a Loan Shark Who Might Be The Devil)

Less Is Morgue. (As a Woman Who Will Drill You To Death)

The NoSleep Podcast. (As The Ghost of a Questionable Father)

The Dead Meat YouTube Channel. (As a Terrifying Robotic Nun)

And that’s not even getting into the SNILF (Snake Milf), the buff lady with the eyepatch, the dorky trans reptile scientist, the charming British thief, or the evil undead Ringmaster.

You can subscribe to KILLJAM X X X on Podbean using this link here. We’re working on getting it on all the major podcatchers, including Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

Official trailer drop coming October 31st.

When my mom finally got her divorce finalized she came home (from court) with a grocery store sheet cake w/ the words "I AM FREE" piped on top

I love divorced middle aged women tiktok. Like yes Mel get that divorce it's never too late

taffy