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The Kingmaker Histories S3 EP4: CRIMINAL HONEYMOON (Someone says the title.......)

You heard that right. Someone says the title in Kingmaker s3 ep4 "criminal honeymoon". And IM about to say a lot more good things about Kingmaker s3 ep4 below the cut... Its livereaction time. I ate a baked potato. (Thats unrelated but it was good.) Anyways. SPOILERS BEWARE.

The kingmaker insaneness S3EP4

Hardest openings always in Kingmaker…. MORETZ MY FAV, I LOVE the strawberry conserves being compared to real blood. Also Henry’s nervous delivery is making me lose it. The “… no??”

“Mrrooh…. It was the same tree. It was just moving.” Love telephone’s delivery *TELESPHORE STOP AUTOCORRECTING

Also Colette’s little AGH! After being grabbed to be used as a lamp by Eisen is too cute. I love my girlfailure (she could literally just breathe and I’d call her a girlfailure. I am mean)

IM AT WORK ILL UPDATE THIS LATER (EDIT: Its a few days later and Im back. Back to continue my kingmaker review)

6:00 CALL BACK TO KNOCK TWICE FOR NO

POSTAL SERVICE WORKER APPRECIATION Thank you kingmaker. • AMIRA IS TOO KAYUTE. CORACIAS’s voice is fucking INCREDIBLE TOO LMFAOO

“…but there exists a marriage licence for the pair dated in 1903, the same year in which several establishments in Rossenwasser were hit with bank robbers. The perpetrators were never officially confirmed.” Love this bit. Amira and Coracias I know what you are (criminals) • ASHLEE CRAFT. WE LOVE KARL. “a self-proclaimed criminal not known for any significant criminal exploits” WE LOVE KARL “His name most commonly appears on police reports for pulling out his gun over trivial disputes such as a store not honouring his coupon” WE LOVE KARL • TELESPHORE: SAYING “Look at him. How dangerous can he be?” about Karl THE DELIVERY IS SO FUNNY • EISEN FALLING TO HIS KNEES AND YELLING “BABY.” ABOUT THE VAN. STILL MY FAV BIT THE WAY TAQI FUCKING SAYS “BABY” HAS ME ON THE FLOOR IDK WHY • The sound design of Eisen changing the tires. Meg holy fuck that was cool. And Eisen’s “OH YEAH.” This has to be in some “best parts of kingmaker” compilation it sounds so metal (literally Half harf harf) • Awesome Cerphon noise I want it as my text tone • Love the Historians infodump about cars and when they were invented • Love Colette trying to mend a relationship (No shes not shes causing mischief. Shes causing mayhem LITTLE IMPISH COLETTE. LOVE HER.) and the music in the background. I love the music chosen to go here LOL • Eisen “Wouldja quit tapping yer foot or Ill shove it up yer arse” 🗣 • “Shes just a girl right. You can find them anywhere. Theres one waving her arms right up the road” AND IT BEING COLETTE. MY FAV BIT TOO • Leave Coracias for dead Thank you • AMIRA’S “OW! … WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!” LOVE THE DELIVERY TOO when her pinky gets blown off. • 29:49 SHE SAID THE TITLE • “I’ve been practicing” Colette you will be so so good at blowing up heads I believe in you girl. All food service workers wish they had what she had. Colette can you teach me how. And can you put me in contact w Ariadne Id like to have my own kingmaker please.

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reignoftiramizu

1 month ago

Made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it was a massacre

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reignoftiramizu

2 years ago

Today’s Clown is: Mr. Mint from the board game Candyland (1984)!

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reignoftiramizu

11 months ago

Did I Make The Tardigrade?!?? 🧬🐻‍❄️🧪

A landscape-oriented pencil illustration on a piece of somewhat-textured white mixed media paper. It is a science fiction-type piece; we are in what seems to be a science facility, and a pane of glass is fixed to the middle of the illustration. Behind the glass stands 'Beau', a plump, humanoid-looking character with swirled hair poking out from a tardigrade-like mask they are wearing. Beau is also wearing overalls adorned with many tardigrade 'mascot'-like motifs, like patches and buttons and such. The tardigrade is a direct parody of Mickey Mouse and his three-circle silhouette, LOL. Beau, from behind the glass, is waving with one of their SEVERAL hands at two scientists observing from the outside. The one on our the left – a heavyset middle-aged man in a labcoat, gloves and short hair – is looking into the scientific holding cell (where Beau is). He looks a bit worried and is clutching to a folder, which is covered in more messy tardigrade motifs (like it was sabotaged). The other scientist on our right – a middle-aged woman with a rounded, long nose, low-set glasses and in the same science garb – is looking out towards another scientist who is venturing off screen. She looks worried. The scientist venturing off screen is only visible by a close-up shoulder, and their gloved hand pointing towards the pane of glass (in which Beau stands). All scientists are sporting tardigrade items as well, like bobble headbands and mickey-mouse-like 'ears' (like you can buy in the parks). In one of Beau's other many hands (specifically their left), they are holding a tardigrade stuffed 'teddy bear' (which drags along the ground). In their one-of-several right hands, they are holding a rope..... which, on the other end, hangs an unfortunate employee who just happened to be wearing a tardigrade mascot costume, and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. All that's visible are their legs, with one goofy mascot shoe on, and the other having slipped off, showing a scrunched sock. They are assumed to be hanging by the neck, but you can't see it (as it's just out of view through the window pane). On the ground is the tardigrade mascot head, with what seems to be blood splayed all around the room, and also leaking from said head. More tardigade mascot merch is hung all over the walls (i.e. posters and clocks and banners and garland and such). The science facility room we are in (with the scientists, who are observing Beau) is covered in pipes, cracked cinderblocks (like you'd find in a school) and..... say it with me..... more tardigrade motifs. TARDIGRADES GALORE!!!!! Anyways the piece is quite eerie and despite it's goofy, parody-like nature, you do not wanna be in that observation/holding cell/room with Beau..... or subject #692026 (as the woman scientist's own folder says, in which she clutches between both her hands). The most important part of the illustration is this: right above the observation window, it says.... splayed out in what seems to be blood.... "DID I MAKE THE TARDIGRADE???!" We can assume Beau smeared this out in, again, blood. But not their own!!!!

Tardigrades are poisoning the theme park's water supply!!!!! Country BEAU Jamboree!!! Scientific intervention!!! Posted this to twittur dot com a little while ago; tis a pencil & paper illust I casually worked on these past few months. Usually illusts don't take me this long but would only chip away on it while I wasn't home (i.e. at coffeeshop & library). Character in the dead-center is my little freak Beau. They love the theme park's tardigrade mascot. Perhaps a little too much

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reignoftiramizu

9 months ago

Are they called kidney beans because theyre shaped like a kidney. Google search says yes. Thats awesome. Who was the first person to see a real kidney and think "You know what. We should name this bean that"

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zuwiezillyposts Happy Tuesday morning I have made some beans Happy Tuesday morning Im feeling the repercussions What came first. The human kidney or the kidney bean. Like which one was named first

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reignoftiramizu

3 months ago