Joyeux 14 Juillet ! Look Who I Found…..

Someone sucks the life out of someone in this episode (Literally??! Metaphorically!!?? YOU TELL ME)!!! All I can say is this episode DID NOT suck the life out of me, in fact it added 10000 yrs to my lifespan. So tense so fun SO GREAT and SO KILLER for a SEASON FINALE.

Now that the season is over I believe it is a great time for you Kingmakerians (and future kingmakerians) to catch up on the show... Perhaps listen for the first time.... Perhaps a relisten.... Third time's the charm... Perhaps you will... engage in such charm....

New episode out now!

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Telesphore finally comes clean.

Content Warnings: drug use, needles, gore, cannibalism, sucking/slurping noises (32:13-32:20)

The new episode is up now!

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The gang runs into a small problem. Emphasis on 'small'.

Content Warning: body horror (22:20 - 23:02), mentioned animal distress (13:18 - 13:34), animal death (14:01 - 14:09), sex scene (21:51 - 23:02)

IMARUGHHH IM AAUGHHHHAAAUGHHHHH ARE YOU JOSHING ME. I CANNOT SPEAK. I CANNOT SPEAK I have been silenced. I have zipped my lips. Ive been hushed. Because IM MELTING. IM MELTING INTO SYRUP. FANART!?!?!??! FANART!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I GASPED SO LOUD when I saw this pop up in my notifications.... Ive crawled up my windowpane Oh my god. I am a Lemur. THANK YOU SO MUCH I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME, AND I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FUN THIS IS. Oh my god THE LITTLE "DO YOUR EVIL BIDDING??" EVIL ME IN THE BOTTOM RIGHTHAND CORNER. The way you drew the little JESTER CAP (patterns and all). The collage of stuffz all around (OHHH How I love COLLAGING IMAGES)!!!! THE CIRCUS PEANUT. THE BILLIARDS #2 BALL. THE STICKERS. THE JACK OF ALL TRADES TEXT.

This literally made my entire year I am SO hanging this up on my wall. Thank you so much for taking time out of ur day to make this for me, WHAT!!!!!! I AM SO HONORED!!!! AND YOU ARE SO INSANELY SKILLED & TALENTED!!!!! Ur username is also so kayute. I love mochi. HUGS AND THANK YOU AGAIN, I AM SO THRILLED!!!! :,^D

The jack of all trades! 🃏

Silly lil fanart of @reignoftiramizu !

At what point can we expect the first episode to drop? Been curious for a while :D

Early New Year! We’re just waiting until the first five episodes are fully produced, and we’re almost there!!

since October is approaching: silly little vibes-only vampire/vampire hunter AU ^^

This man be looking like an otamatone

HELLO TUMBLR.

I'm Meg and I'm currently about halfway through producing season one of famous audio drama KILLJAM XXX. Unfortunately my laptop is old and needs a lot of parts replaced!

I have the tools to replace the battery myself, but not the other stuff. And my hard drive is out of free space, so I can no longer back up new episodes as I produce them. SO BASICALLY- if this machine explodes, I will lose huge amounts of progress. And also like loads of important documents and programs I need for work and shit. but who cares about those. LET'S KEEP IT TO KILLJAM.

ANYWAY. HERE'S WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:

200 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A NEW PORTABLE HARD DRIVE. This is the most important part, because I have an old desktop at my dad's house that I can use. but in order to use it for killjams I need to back up my laptop. and to do that. I need. a new portable hard drive.

1500 DOLLARYDOOS FOR A NEW LAPTOP. I am going to try and replace my macbok battery myself. but I'm kinda stupid so I might fuck it up. and ifixit doesn't sell speakers for this model. and professional repairs are expensive. so if I explode my computer with battery acid I will just need to nut up and get a new laptop.

If this sounds like lots of money please remember that those are AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS.

Anyway! If you'd like to help me out, I'm megsothoth on kofi! And I take commissions too- DM me for details!

ur day could be going great and suddenly u need to pay $200 for something 😑

My live reaction. Anyways you guys YOU ARE GOING TO LOOOOVE THE FINALE EPISODE Its fucking fantastic & worth the wait.... absence makes the heart grow fonder.... and in this particular instance more terrified because you are all Not Ready for the sheer amt of shit thats gonna GO DOWNNNNN!!!!!! Also Rondos Pizza

Season Three Blooper Reel

It's with deepest apologies that we announce episode 31 has been delayed until the 25th, so for now, please enjoy another fun round of outtakes!

There's also a new short story available for free on our Patreon to tide you over until next week.

Thanks so much for your patience!

Illustrations by Gennady Spirin PNGs.