Latest Posts by reidlesbian - Page 5
first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
you’ll never run out of things to explore. bet you haven’t seen all the emojis 🪕 look at her
caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”
coke zero themed abortion
I really want to see HotchReid drawn (or written) by other people. I NEED MOREEEEE😫
what a typical wednesday looks like
he’s spencer's goth gf sorry i don't make the rules
eyebags are so hot and that's why reid and hotch are the most thirsted for characters from criminal minds online
Evil straight men in fiction are boring. I mean, there's nothing new about them. They're everywhere in real life too so like.. where's the fun in that? Evil gay men on the other hand? ohohoho chef's KISS. Let me see you with that homoerotic tension with your enemy. Watch me cheer as you try to kill him, but then turn around and murder anyone who lays a hand on him. Yeah you attic husband the shit out of him you crazy bastard you! Basically, watching men being toxic towards each other is far more fun than watching men being toxic towards women because the former is the perfect package of horny + true love + evil cat while the latter is just... reality. If I wanted reality, WHY would I even be here lol
if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel
i am a gay man of the woman experience.you know how it is
dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal
I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all
Unsub: I'm going to kill him!
Spencer: Not again 🙄
When I was “I want him” about a male character im not saying I wanna fuck him. I want him like a spoiled little girl wants a pony, I want to him so I can put him on my shelf for safekeeping, I want him like a good hearty stew on a winter’s evening, I want to put him in a jar and shake it.
of course I love when men are babygirls. BUT I especially love it when men are sad little kicked puppies. kick them harder!!
if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes
it was so sexy and mentally ill of hotchreids to turn “I choose Aaron Hotchner” (aka Spencer literally picking Hotch to die) into something romantic
Rossi: oh that's a cute mug. From Jack?
Hotch, barely looking up from his paperwork: no, Spencer
Rossi, staring at the 'Worlds Best Daddy' mug: o_o
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
Me and my faggot music
Hannibal sees Will and, with hearts in his eyes, thinks "girl dinner"
this is like the best thing i’ve ever seen.... I LOVE MY BABIES
criminal minds: a comedy trailer
Yeah they may be the worst people ever, but they are literally in gay love, so stfu
I love when boys are in love. Boys who are deeply fucked up and definitely not good for each other. Boys who, despite their age, can only be called boys. It’s in their eyes. Sad, hurt, broken, little boys. And all they want is each other. They don’t understand anything else. Who could deny them?