Obsessed With The Idea Of Reid Having An Oral Fixation... When He’s Chewing On Pencils... Sucking A

bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay

sometimes you just wake up at 5am and think about will graham and hannibal lecter kissing

"you better not be baby billy the puppet when i get there."

my rambunctious ass:

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

love it when in fanfics Hannibal gives Will a stuffed dog. like yeah that pathetic babygirl would love that fr.

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney