I Dreamt About These Two.

I really enjoyed this pharmacist who steals names

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

Do yall wanna be my Axolot plushie!?

Five days after my father's birthday and twelve days after Bubi's!

Does Tad have a birthday? If so, what does he do to celebrate?

Calendars are tough, time is different wherever you go. He has a birthday but doesn't know which day would correlate to our earth months. He didn't celebrate his birthday since losing his dimension. (Canon)

But I am a god and Tad is my muse boss and he told me that his birthday would be January 25! Making him an Aquarius! How fun! (Fun fact but not canon to au)

I found cute and I could relate

stargazing 🌠

I've once said before sleeping:

"Bill Cipher, please enlighten me"

And then proceed to have one of the worst nights of my life, where I even doubted the reality

Cross posting from my Twitter because I can

I have several AUs, headcanons, Comics and drawings that I'm working on at the SAME TIME so here are some memes to convey my happy stress!

If he was to be not chubby he would be a rectangle. Or at least Isociles (IDK how to write this). He is equilateral, so chubby

BILL CYPHER IS NOT CHUBBY, I REPEAT BILL CYPHER AS A HUMAN IS NOT CHUBBY

I’m just gonna leave this here for you to unpack and grieve. (canon bill design made by Alex Hirsch)

Also everybody can draw human Bill however they want because:

1. He’s not real

2. Literally has no impact on your life whatsoever and if it does please do something about that.

3. Character design is fun.

Also it’s Cipher, not Cypher.

I don't have a fetishis, I just like eyes and cannibalism

my weirdest fetish is eyeballs

this is directly linked to when I first got into lychee light club

seeing an oculolinctus scene between zera and jaibo really opened my eyes (lol)

and subsequently I realized lychee has a very similar feel to eyes (I haven't touched my eye, just I know what an eye would feel like by looking at one)

that's all

lychee is my personal aphrodisiac

My Favourite authors are interacting! I can die in peace

I think they'd be great friends, even though they're the exact opposite! They love their Fords very much MrPines!Bill by @honeqq (Hello pal!)

FINALMENTE MAIS DELES

ENERGY RECHARGE!!!

pls imagine them while listening to (Steal the show - Lauv )