Anne Carson

Somebody: What would you say your life motto is?

James: Single and ready to mingle!

Sirius: Gay and ready to play.

Remus: Bi and ready to die.

do we have thoughts on cannibal regulus

i might just start crying at this point i think

yes so i did make a blog to put all my thoughts about regulus in one spot

This is maybe supposed to be the canon version of Remus and Tonks (+ Moody obviously but he looked quite close in the movies imo)

reg 1979

reader x marauders fics always make me laugh because they’re usually tagged polyamory but they’re mostly like reader and harem. very rarely is it ever poly and if it is, it’s like reader x james x wolfstar. it’s never them all being together it’s the boys being friends w each other while wanting to sleep w y/n

regulus: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

✎ regulus black

Regulus is the kind of guy who has terrible bed hair that he refuses anyone to see him before his morning shower.

he runs to the bathroom and locks it so nobody can see it

if dumbledore’s eyes twinkle in a classroom and no one is around to see it, is he still patronising me