The Number One Surefire Way To Make People Remember Something Is To Annoy Them So Here’s An Annoying

the number one surefire way to make people remember something is to annoy them so here’s an annoying announcement that some of the douchebags i keep seeing are gonna get mad at and then remember because it made them mad

[sidenote: gay/bi/pan/etc, trans, and ace are not mutually exclusive identities and this comic does not imply that. just in case anyone tries to get picky. you can be het-ace-trans and acephobic/biphobic, aro-gay-trans and homophobic, etc etc. endless possibilities exist for being a shitty person.]

iconic wayhaught lines

“i didn’t know shorty’s had wet t-shirt competitions” - nicole haught, 1x02

“waverly’s boyfriend?” “unfortunately” - xavier dolls and nicole haught, 1x03

“waverly has spent her whole life tailoring who she is to the people she’s with. … she’s only now just starting to figure out what she really wants” - nicole haught, 1x07

“waverly earp, smilin’ at me from her front porch” - nicole haught, 1x08

“you’re a lesbian, not a unicorn, right?” - waverly earp, 1x09

“when i think about what i wanna do most in this world, it’s you” - waverly earp, 1x09

“dudes dig scars” “do chicks?” - wynonna earp and waverly earp, 1x11

“girlfriend?” “kind of” “kind of?” - wynonna earp, waverly earp, and nicole haught, 1x13

“please. i love her” - waverly earp, 1x13

“this is my sister waverly and her…” “girlfriend” - wynonna earp and waverly earp, 2x01

“we sure do a lot of patching each other up these days” “when there are so many other things we should be doing” - nicole haught and waverly earp, 2x01

“as long as you want me, i will be by your side” - nicole haught, 2x02

“wow” “baby that’s everybody’s thing” - nicole haught, 2x03

“i would shoot anybody for you” - nicole haught, 2x05

“you taste like my waverly again” - nicole haught, 2x06

“don’t cutie me… hi, sweetie pie” - waverly earp, 2x07

“you are so pretty and i like you so much” - nicole haught, 2x07

“because i love you” nicole haught, 2x08

“get away from her, you bitch!” - waverly earp, 2x10

“she really loves you, waverly earp” - shae presserman, 2x10

“i’d do a lot of things to you” “f-for me” “yep that too” - nicole haught and waverly earp, 2x11

“oh god, you’re so cool haught” - waverly earp, 2x11

“also, think i’m gay call you later?” - waverly earp, 2x11

“where you go, i go” - nicole haught, 2x11

“waverly’s shtupping a cop” - wynonna earp, 3x05

“i’m vegan” “you’re already a lesbian” - waverly earp and michelle earp, 3x06

“tell waverly i love her” - nicole haught, 3x07

“i think this would be a great time to tell you that i am a lesbian” - nicole haught, 3x07

“when we get that thing off, we get off” - nicole haught, 3x09

“she’s brave and loyal and really great in…at, uh, being good” - waverly earp, 3x11

“i do, nicole rayleigh haught. I really really love you” - waverly earp, 3x12

“tell nicole i-” “you tell her” - waverly earp and wynonna earp, 3x12

“waverly proposed to me” “and?” “you think i would tell you before her?” - nicole haught and wynonna earp, 4x02

“i believe the romans call it wynonna interruptus” - nicole haught, 4x01

“nicole haught. red hair. brown eyes. stenson. nicole haught” waverly earp, 4x01

“find waverly” - nicole haught, 4x01

“when i pictured myself dying it involved me in waverly’s arms and waverly in sara lance cosplay” - nicole haught, 4x02

“i gotta say, if this is a proposal, it’s missing some baby carrots” “i don’t know what that means” “it means i’m already spoken for” nicole haught and wynonna earp, 4x02

“she didn’t even say yes” “she will, baby girl” - wynonna earp and waverly earp, 4x02

“it’s really you” “are you real?” “are you?” “get in here and check” waverly earp and nicole haught, 4x02

“i love you” - waverly earp, 4x02

“god i missed you waverly earp” - nicole haught, 4x03

“can i come with?” “always” - waverly earp and nicole haught, 4x03

“i’d call it haught topics” - waverly earp, 4x04

“begins with pruh and ends in posal” - waverly earp, 4x04

“i’m going as she-ra” “oh my god i would die” - nicole haught and waverly earp, 4x04

“get the rope, cuz we are tying up your girlfriend” “wouldn’t be the first time” - wynonna earp and waverly earp, 4x05

“maybe we should go get the handcuffs” - nicole haught, 4x05

“i just need you to know one thing: i love you, waverly earp, and no matter what happens, those are the truest words i’ll ever speak” - nicole haught, 4x05