Unforgivable. I Can't Do Much All The Way Over Here, But I Can Spread This Information.

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

I want to see this with more of Puss' lines

Sir Meta Knight’s cooking is beyond compare

@tozenfrundras This for you :)

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

Made for the MetaDede Week 2024 prompt "First Kiss!"

Looks like they hit it off pretty soon after meeting back in '93...

Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves

This aged like wine because her new Side Order drone form would definitely bounce if you threw it at the ground

Which of the idols do you think would bounce like a basketball

Pearl

Poorly drawn Ralts line

I was reciting the whole monologue to myself before noticing someone beat me to it at the end and it's so much better than whatever I could have done

Fuck you, City of Ur!

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