I Love Them Both

his warmth

"my child is completely fine"

your child is watching Banana Fish

Regular anime: eat people. kill them with guns or swords. occasional donut.

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: rip off your toenails one by one. make you vomit scissors and blades. shrink you until insects can eat you or you get squashed by a small child. reverse your aging until you’re an embryo and leave you on the street. infect you with diseases that slowly melt you into goo. transports you to moments before your death in infinite realities. amongst others.

ode to joy

please let this happen jjk237

rin bebi okumura

i gave up 'recommending' things years ago. nowadays i just expose everyone i know to abnormally high background radiation for months to years before pushing them over the guard rails into the reactor soup the moment their guard is down

+ The outcome (Xie Lian convinces Hua Cheng to join him at friendsgiving this year):