THEE BEVERLY "CARPACCIO" KATZ ??

Watching mma is like watching softcore porn. Hit or miss if you'll see a finish or if it'll be cut short. And the French ones are usually the hottest-

JOHN SHELBY ▸ Peaky Blinders, 1.6

prettiest boy in the psych hospital

Haven't taken a bath in years, kinda forgor what to do other than lay here. Wish i had a little boat or something...

"Fork in soup activity" is actually one of my best comebacks, got two laughs from my brother, paying the bills with this one

NELSON: Two working class catholic boys ...

Followed by premature ejaculation when they do manage to get it up 🙂‍↕️

Need more erectile dysfunction fics in all fandoms 😪

And who is that number one? A porn bot

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One