Redacted-eyes - Viscera🫀

i miss the days when you could cum playing a browser game. now you have to run across a platform in the sky growing ypur righteus army

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They’re so silly. I love them

i love tf1 orion/optimus so fucking much ygs don't even know. he's a sweetheart. he's bisexual. he's a failboy magnifique. he's getting chased out of government facilities. he gets his best friend/crush cute little stickers of his idol. he's saying "so long suckers!" and immediately falling down skylights. he's broken three laws in the past 48 hours and it'll be up to four when i'm done talking. he's bisexual. he's emoting like it's his job and the rent's due. he has dewy skin, a snatched waist and kiss-me lips. he's catching a torpedo in midair and then turning around and spin-kicking someone like a soccer ball. his boss tells him he kind of sucks and he's like yeah that tracks. he's killing government employees with chainsaws. he can't keep a jetpack to save his life. he's cognizant of the injustices of the system and committed to righting those wrongs with every shred of power he has. his ex spiraled after fumbling him so hard that it's gonna start a 4-million year war. he's bisexual.

i just found fullbody turnarounds of all the tfp robots and im going to share because im a good person

op

ratchet

bulkhead

bee

arcee

smokescreen

wheeljack

there isnt one for cliffjumper but there is this

starscream

knock out

breakdown

airachnid

soundwave

skyquake (no dreadwing but this should still help)

unicron

megatron

im going to cry these will be so useful

OH YM GOD OH MY GOD AHHHHHH

IM OBSESSED WITH THIS

Between shift shenanigans

Bonus!

I'm smoking on that shit that makes humans jealous of gorillas. I'm pulling bones out skeletons that came from live fucking demons and their wives are jerking off watching me do it. I'm building hitachi's God is afraid of. I haven't paid my taxes in 7 years and brother I'm about to not pay them another fucking time. Every move I Make I make in earnest and if I'm not making it in earnest then I'm making it in my wife. I get pussy like presidents get felony charges. People made a fucking fragrance out of my diarrhea the formula sold for 5 million and eventually got stolen by a fucking cat burglar. I lick the paint off the walls and I hear my house moan. I turned into a cat just so I could experience what it's like to use my penis as a deadly weapon. I gave Steve Jobs a godlike prostate massage and he invented the iPhone 69. They all call me the only tranny who can outsuck a vampire. I'm doing Van Helsing shit to her clitoris as I'm driving a stake through her father's prenup. They call me The Wizard of Oz cause I smoke 5 oz. and turn green like the Emerald City. Escape from her dad's house after breaking her meat wallet like I'm playing escape from fucking tarkov. Every time I shit it's like chernobyl's going off again with ghosts. I'm like if the sun could walk the earth on a leash getting walked down the street by some 6 ft lesbian with a 12-in cock. I'm what Zeus jerks off to in the cuck chair. I ratatouilled Lyndon B Johnson into giving a presidential speech while spanking his hummus cannon. I'm a grower like Jack and his mother fucking beanstalk. I get stares at the nude beach. I walked in on God and took over fucking his wife. I'm like a hound dog. I fart and crack a window and it violates the motherfucking Geneva convention. I'm lousy in bed but only cause i got crabs. Don't fuck with me kid

i wanted to join in :3 this is my submission for characterhub and transformers' art contest !! i'm #TeamMegatron ofc 🫡

Which massive murderbots does Buster like the most?

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