155 posts
#gottamakethatmoney #nude #nudes #20bucksis20bucks #imadirtygirl #whowantsone #instagram #instapic #instahumor #instanude https://www.instagram.com/p/CEiEMV5hMSb/?igshid=tkx7ttqy191m
Still not happy I took the pic lol. #sneakattack #pic #annoyed #ohwell https://www.instagram.com/p/CDpBzEthgx0/?igshid=s3svujvus75l
Bleed It Out or Crawling comes to mind lol. #music #cats #musicalcats #yelling #song #songs #guesswho #crawling #linkinpark #instapic #instagram #instamusic #instahumor https://www.instagram.com/p/CDmc_VwBsmP/?igshid=actf6a8z7c7r
ššš¤£š¤£šš¤£ hahahahaha #tinybird #tinypenis #elfbird #whosbeenstaringthroughmywindow #instagram #instapic #instaomgwhereisit https://www.instagram.com/p/CCPvftpDVoK/?igshid=mgunzst61rtb
So my brother @arthurj44 and sis @b0nkkk dropped off my birthday presents today with another gift inside. If youāre wondering, I said yes!! #batman #batmanlego #lego #omgitsbig #thatswhatshesaid #humidor #cigar #engraved #isaidyes #hewenttojared #gettingdrunkandbuildinglego #instagram #instafun #instabirthday #instapic https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Ypn8CDh5D/?igshid=y65okqeko9yf
#traveling #traveler #camping #goodhappening #truth #instagram #instapic #instatraveling #instatravel https://www.instagram.com/p/B6mg_HoBRFh/?igshid=1ezolh4i5n7i5
Wow wtf?!?!?? Reblogging!!
call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDNāT KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THEREāS LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OFĀ āPEDOPHILE POSITIVITYā ON THIS HELLSITE
THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THEREāS 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!
so my dudes, how to flag āmapsā (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)
1. clickĀ āflag this blogā
2. clickĀ āthis violates tumblrās community guildlinesā
3. clickĀ āsomeone is at risk of harmā
4. clickĀ āharm to minorsā
5. typeĀ āpedophileā in the box
itās okayĀ to have clumsy and awkward sex and itās actually really common
the ability to laugh while youāre lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and itās the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed
it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and itās rarely as bad as itās always made out to be, except we usually think itās bad we'reĀ told thatās not how sex is supposed to go. but thatās not true.Ā
it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you donāt need toĀ āperform well.ā sex isnāt a show: itās about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes thatās a huge part of the fun.
Hahahaha
Found this little guy crossing the street ššš #turtle #turtles #turtlelife #snappingturtle #alligatorsnappingturtle #instagram #instapic #turtlesofinstagram (at Jacksonville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0mX0icBKD7/?igshid=1vllii7sx6p9b
HAPPY ST. PATRICKāS DAY!!!! Be safe my friends!!! #stpatricksday #happystpatricksday #drinks #drinking #celebrate #party #shenanigans #green #ig #instagram #instaparty #instafun https://www.instagram.com/red_robin3/p/BvHmh6JHrs0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ncvfvmq8oimr
Whelp I was today years old that I finally realized what it was that he had forgotten, itās his robes! #harrypotter #wtf #todayyearsold #robes #forget #forgotten #hogwarts #hogwartsmystery #instapic #instagram https://www.instagram.com/red_robin3/p/Bu7IRXvAGzU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vnjibvci3bph
#truth #SuperBowl #spongebob #tricked #disappinted #ig #superbowlLIII https://www.instagram.com/p/Bthfv2sn21p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19hjjoxedb0xh
Remember to take care of you weiners this winter! If you donāt who will? #toocold #getasweater #dog #doggie #pets #wintertime #getyourmindoutofthegutter #instagram #instahumor #ig https://www.instagram.com/p/BrVMkzLAlTL/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16onabi868pfa
Yeah I think Iām going to enjoy this. Iām ready for Game of Thrones!!! #whiskey #specials #limitededition #gameofthrones #got #houseoftargaryen #houseofstark #whitewalkers #dalwhinnie #cardhu #instagram #instagood #instadrink #ig https://www.instagram.com/p/BrTuzYGArtd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=193s6tqdhy74d
Everythingās alright alright alright. #driving #bestdriveroutthere #getawaycar #getawaydriver #itsonlyillegalifyougetcaught #alrightalrightalright #everythingsfine #butyoudidntdie #mathewmcconaughey #instagram #instahumor
This is how I imagine everyone acting whenever I start telling jokes. Hahahaha. #humor #puns #punintended #dadjokes #itry #jokes #joking #joker #cyanideandhappiness #planets #jupiter #uranus #aliens #instagram #instahumor #instajokes
Ivyās art is displayed in the OP mall next to JC Pennyās! Can you tell sheās a Walking Dead fan?? Hahahaha. #walkingdead #art #portrait #rickgrimes #sketch #artwork #awesome #proud #display #instagram #instaart #instapic
FINNNNAAAALLYYYYYYYY! This week drug on. #friday #party #finally #tgif #cantwaittogetoff #thatlastonesoundednasty #instgram #instahumor
When zip lining may not be your cup of tea. #ziplining #trysomethingelse #rackedmyboys #mytesties #testicles #racked #smashed #zipline #donttrythisathome #oy #ow #cryinginside #whyme #becauseitsme #ohwelliwasntusingthemanyways #familygatherings #instagram #instafun
I mean awesomeness takes a lot of practice. šš #awesome #awesomness #takenotes #keepstaring #learnhowtobelikeme #instagram
Freakin Leprechauns! ššš #stpatricksday #stpattysday #leprechaun #leprechauntrap #teabag #teabagging #car #snow #snowprints #instagram
Oooooooh yeaaaah!!!! Woooooo! #stripper #stripperlife #strippers #song #songs #music #somethinghasawken #theforceisinme #speedojoe #instagram #instapic #instahumor
Itās a great skill set ššš. #floridianlife #florida #pronounciation #pronounce #okeechobee #okeefenokee #kissimmee #saythem5timesfast #alligator #alligators #ridingalligators #floridalife #justanaveragefloridadayaccordingtoeveryoneelse
#TGIF #friday #fridays #cantwaittogetoffwork #yay #morganfreeman #morgan #narrator #voice
This would be totally awesome to do!!! Youād own your own residence and everything. HOWEVER the rooms cost between 350K- 7.4M. ššš #travel #worldtraveler #world #worldcruise #idonthavethemoney #lotteryhereicome
Hahahaha ššš¤£š¤£ #puns #scar #scartissue #lionking #tissues #blowyournose #laugh #humor #instafunny #instagram
Enjoying the fam playing Mario Kart. Itās competitive š. #mariokart #mariokart8deluxe #fam #brosandsis #family #enjoyingthewineandshow #videogames #nintendoswitch #nintendo #instagram