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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

If women in stockings have a million fans, I'm one of them.

If women in stockings have 5 fans, I'm one of them.

If women in stockings have one fan, that one is me.

If women in stockings have no fans, I'm no longer alive.

If the world is against women in stockings, I'm against the world.

Till my last breath, I'll support women in stockings.

No it's very nice to hear

is it offensive to tell people they have a pretty cock? like i usually avoid it but sometimes there’s no better way to put it. idk I need penis havers to weigh in on this

And then everyone laughed and said yippee and picked me up and threw me in the air

"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing