Real-stardust - Local Skeleton In The Closet

“Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.”

— Helen Keller

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

Forbidden cupcakes 🧁

Listen, I just want a bit of reassurance that I’m not the only one who spends the majority of my day thinking about, if not reading, fanfiction.

Like, I don’t think you understand -

Watching a movie? = I want that as an AU.

Listening to music? = Daydreaming about fics.

Randomly thinking of a very obscure, specific storyline that I need to read? = Spending a good hour looking for it on ao3, before giving up and realising I’ll just have to write it myself.

HELP ME

next week will be the end of january.. february is like 2 days long so march will come super fast and so will easter. summer will come and go, then christmas. basically 2023 is finished happy new year everyone

AO3 writer: “Bucky brought his left hand up to cup Sam’s jaw”

my brain:

ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end

this is enough to make a grown man cry

*during the party at the end of the movie*

Wade: "I'm gonna go get my camera."

Logan: "Why?"

Wade: "Need a new family picture, peanut."

Logan: "Oh yeah, guess the old one got destroyed, huh?"

Wade: "Well I'd need a new one, anyway."

Logan: "Why?"

Wade: "You weren't in the last one."

No because Steve had 5 years to get with Nat but instead chose to go to therapy and talk about a dead b*tch from the forties. Smh.