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Rip to princess shuri but I'm different. If Namor had walked onto my shores, smiled at me like that, and asked me for an alliance, I would have simply married him and ruled the world together. I don't like kids but after he says "I bought the sun to my people" I would have had his water babies right then and there. I don't know how this girl ain't even gonna think about it for a minute smh.

X-05 count your motherfuckin days

"If I were in Miles' place I would not have let Miguel talk to me like that --" well if I was in Miles' place I would have been lookin like this the second Miguel raised his voice at me for the entirety of that 20 min rant

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

u ever just sit and listen to the war happening in the trenches of ur small intestine

Gawdamnnnn😩😩😩

SEBASTIAN STAN For Out Magazine, 2009

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

Crying, screaming, throwing up, punching the wall 😭😭😭

*imagine Nat’s not dead*

Bruce, outside: Hey Cap! Portal’s ready!

Nat: After returning the stones how bout you get that life you said we both needed. Maybe ask out that girl you like? Badass SHIELD agent?

Steve: European? Likes to dance?

Nat, talking about Peggy: Yeah, heard you’re head over heals for her.

Steve, definitely talking about Nat: Damn straight.

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids