THEY’RE MAKING ANOTHER KIRBY AIR RIDE????? MY WORLD IS COMPLETE

Holy shit I think my professor just used the royal “we”

It disturbs me how similar my humor has become…

Alois: What do a selkie and a Ziploc bag have in common? They're both re-SEAL-able!

Felt a sense of pride when a YouTube commenter, on the topic of men’s fashion, referenced the Great Male Renunciation

so tired of having to cook and trying to figure out wtf to eat, can I just have like. Specialized human dog food or something, like some vegetable and protein biscuits and a special drink so that I only have to think about maybe cooking something once a day instead.

To boldly go where no horse has gone before 🫡

I think it’d be cool if Spock was half unicorn/half kirin, and he’s under the assumption he just doesn’t get a cutiemark because kirin. But as he hangs around the enterprise, he eventually does get one because he finally embraces his pony heritage. But for now everyone point and laugh at the blank flank hahah

I’ve been so excited about baking, but a little *too* excited and I’m not completely accustomed to my surroundings yet so I keep bumping into door frames while my eyes have been glued to the recipie

When you’re listening to “breakcore to disassociate to” one of the *only* lyrics within the 45 minutes is “YOU ARE UNHAPPY”

It’s all fun and games until you get some cookie batter and flour in the edges of your nails

Being a Star Trek fan is being gifted Star Wars items by relatives who 'didnt know there was a difference'.

Very kind of you, but wrong gay people in space franchise sadly

I can’t believe that I forgot that I made this. Behold, Odiskeus