I Love It When Robots Start Saying “Destroy! Destroy!” It’s A Classic Robot Thing To Say

me messaging a casual acquaintance: hello, how are you?

me messaging a best friend w/zero lead-in:

My 2025 has been like sailor moon… and not in a magical girl transformation way, in a crisis of the week way

I think. Something’s wrong with my brain.

I can’t believe that I forgot that I made this. Behold, Odiskeus

My only “glory hole” is glory glory hole-lelujah! AMEN

Our education system is so bad that this joke existed in 1999 and nearly 20 years later it hasn’t fucking changed

I love how Star Trek will have the most heartbreaking dialogue over the worst CGI you've ever seen, like a real tv show should

OMG SO FUCKING CUUUUUTE

To the Stars! 💫