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The John Mulaney “Is this whiskey or Perfume” bit

I know the DP X DC part of the Phandom likes making kryptonite crystalized ectoplasm, but what if it wasn’t? what if they just looked really similar?

Someone: Is this kryptonite or crystalized ectoplasm?

Tim: There’s no way to know until we run it through an electron spectrometer so-

Danny, sleep deprived: Let me check. *tosses in mouth, chews for a solid minute and swallows*

Danny: …

Everyone: …

Danny: …

Everyone: Well?

Danny: … it’s kryptonite.

Tim: Are you okay?

Danny: I don’t know. I might need my stomach pumped.

Sending your kids to school in a new dimension be like-

No need to fight ill just give you both and a cheek kiss

Dont be jealous star (that's the blood moons combined name correct i dont remember) i gift you gun or long sword whatever you prefer and a kiss

Argument

is been a year since all hell break loose...

Overall true.

But what does standing on the shoulders of giants mean??

And Im the only one to do all the laundry in the house.

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

My name is Abed.

I’m a survivor from Gaza, holding on to hope in a world that has fallen apart around me. 💔

The life I once knew — my home, my family, my sense of safety — has been shattered by war. Today, I live among the ruins, trying to find a path forward through the rubble and heartbreak. 🏚

Every moment is a battle against fear and uncertainty. What was once ordinary — a safe place to sleep, a future to dream of — now feels like a distant memory. 🕊️

I share my story not to seek pity, but to keep hope alive — to believe that even in the darkest places, kindness can still find a way. 🤍

If my story touches your heart, please consider sharing it or offering support. Every voice, every act of care, brings me one step closer to safety. ✨

Thank you for taking the time to listen. 🙏

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‼️ From a Wounded Father... To Your Hearts ‼️

My name is Musab,

and I’m a father of three beautiful daughters:

Alma, Lama, and Lina — innocent souls living through fire and fear.

War destroyed our home, my health, and our livelihood.

I was seriously injured in my shoulder and had surgery,

but now I urgently need a second operation —

and I can’t even afford to feed my daughters.

My little girl Lama has metal implants (platinum) in her tiny body after being injured — she still needs medical care.

Meanwhile, famine is spreading in Gaza, and I have nothing left but this plea.

From a broken father's heart… Please, don’t turn away.

My daughters are hungry.

My home is gone.

I’m in pain — and they are starving.

If you can't donate, please share.

Your voice could be the reason someone hears us.

From a father in Gaza — thank you for reading,

thank you for caring,

thank you for not turning away.

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The sooner you reblog this, the funnier it is