I'm Fucking Livid Right Now. I Saw A Video On TikTok Of A Lady Celebrating The Fact That Two 13 Y/o Boys

Me: Gets an F on my English essay.

My dad (mad): I can't believe you got an F on your essay!

Me: Damn bro, that's crazy. But....did I ask?

Srsly, tho. I'm prolly boutta get an F on my essay. It's supposed to have something to do with the required summer reading book for English class. But like, I didn't even read the book. How the fuck am I supposed to do an essay on a book I haven't even read? School's crazy, you guys.

Is this relatable for anyone else?

Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Me: Well, you see, it depends. Was the liquid just poured, or did someone drink from the glass/pour some out? If door #1, then it's half full. If door #2, then it's half empty.

Me after finishing ep 3 of Yuri!!! On Ice: Is Victor gay? Eh, maybe he's just really flamboyant.

Me after finishing ep 7: Omigosh Victor's gay and I love it. I love him.

Fyodor 🥵

Thats all I'll say

Reblog if you're a person who can find something to complain about for pretty much anything.

I'm married to Katsuki Bakugo....😳

Ion know how to feel about that. He's hot but he's an asshole.

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

Yeah, while I'm thinking about it, to all out there who stand on the claim that "being gay is a choice", no... it's not. I didn't wake up one day and say, "You know what, from now on, I'm gonna like dick." Now, acting on gay feelings is a choice. For instance, getting a boyfriend or having hot gaymensex is a choice, but being into guys isn't.

As a first-time writer (the only stuff I wrote before this was stupid fanfic one-shots), writing is a piece of freakin work. And I blame this partially on my constant watching of Cinema Sins.

First off, trying to name fictional/supernatural characters. I'm an overthinker, so I'll come up with some random jumble of words that is the character's name and then go, "I hope there's not something or someone that actually exists with this name."

And now why I blame my constant watching of Cinema Sins. I'll think of something cool, like some back story or lore or some crap, like, "Oh, maybe some demon gave this thing to this guy," and then I'm like, "Great, but anyone nitpicking this will be like 'Well why specifically that guy?'" So I gotta go think up some more plot bs that I'll probably have to change later to make other stuff work and I end up less worried about being creative and more worried about nitpickers.

Then I just end up losing interest in writing for the day and go jerk off to hot anime guys.

Props to authors, fr.

As a fan of Lego, and as a fan of Avatar the Last Airbender, how the FUCK did I not know that Lego had a brief ATLA theme??? And why did it have such a short run time??? And why does Lego not make sets from any mainstream anime (e.g. One Piece, or Naruto, or AoT, or MHA, or even BSD)???

Okay, that last one is just me wishing. But still, there was a Lego ATLA!!!