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Deviser was written, preformed, edited, and directed by Harlan Guthrie. Original music and themes written and performed by Harlan Guthrie. This episode featured Henry Guthrie.

I listened to Deviser this week, which is a sci-fi horror podcast about what happens when bad literary analysis goes unchecked

Arthur got: stabbed in the abdomen which put him in a coma for a month, shot in the abdomen twice and in the chest once, both of his legs broken, his throat slid open, stabbed in a shoulder and the abdomen, stabbed twice in the neck, bitten by a monster, his ear torn off, starved, poisoned, burned, punched…

If Daniel won’t get up after being shot once then he’s a fucking loser

There are no words to describe how much I want Larson to be the equal and opposite of Arthur Lester. I don't just WANT him to be an absolute bitch, I NEED him to be an absolute bitch.

I need Arthur "run up 7 flights of stairs to purposefully get harpooned through the brain to blow up a monster using a flute" Lester to punch Wally "never gotten his hands dirty" Larson and have him crumble like dry sand. Bonus points if he whimpers and moans on the ground leaving John just absolutely confused as to why this man has gone down from a well placed punch after seeing how resilient Arthur is. I need Arthur "slit my own throat to spite the gods" Lester to get shot from behind by Wally "I'm chosen by the gods" Larson and for Arthur to still get up and kick Larsons ass anyway when he thinks he's won. I need Larson shooting Arthur as he's charging at him in fear and for Arthur to keep going like a freight train fueled by wrath and divine spite. I need Larson to be afraid of Arthur Lester. It doesn't even matter if Arthur dies in the process.

I need Arthur to break this mans glasses and strangle him by his stupid little bowtie.

jfksdaljfklsd noel going "he's not talkin to us" when the butcher is confused by arthur responding to john is so funny

every time i listen to malevolent, i'm like "oh these two are getting a little toxically codependent, i'm not sure if that's so good" like i'm not listening to toxic codependency: the podcast

props to harlan's acting because i have never heard anyone sound so insincere and so much like a liar than john going "how can you say that" about when he absolutely tried to kill oscar with an axe

Have seen a lot of people say they've never heard of Malevolent in the last couple of days, so here's my pitch. Malevolent is a show in which a small British man gouges someone's eyes out with his bare fucking hands while the Eldritch entity that lives in his head pleads with him to get control of himself.

Arthur more or less claiming Parker's death in 35 is great both because it speaks to his immeasurable guilt complex and that at this point Arthur and John are so intertwined that they have just kind of resigned themselves to mutually taking credit for each other's murders.

admitting to murdering “maybe seven” people in front of a cop is the funniest thing arthur lester has ever done

Oscar : Happy that Arthur doesn't judge him for trying to kill a priest with a hammer when he was twelve

Arthur : Ate someone once

John: This is my pet freak.

*camera cuts to Arthur, a throughly average man in business casual clothes. he smiles and waves at the viewer.*

Not platonic not romantic not queer platonic secret 4th thing (extream codependency)

This fanart of human Alastor from one of the official illustrators who works on Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is fueling my American Horror Story: Hotel AU with H.H. Holmes-esque serial killer Alastor...

Lillith are you INSANE?????

"I mean.... Is she blind? Suffering from some form of brain damage?" -Moxxie

Pics from my Twitter, continuation of the 'invitation for a fun night' pics 🙂🙃

I will not upload much here of this 'comic' for obvious reasons 😆

We as an a society are not the ready for the moment Husk calls Angel by his real name.

I love him so much

i personally need 'em to team up real bad

saddest fucking tag i've ever seen in my life. why not just cut off his dick while you're at it

Cookin' #2

I need them to become friends, just so they can judge people and cook together.

if we're going to date, you may have to defeat the seven podcasts i'm currently hyper-fixating on

Do not fear the dark, fear what darkness brings

thinking about how Johnny and Alex met at a shitty night job and decided a few years later to write an audio drama that literally changed the lives of thousands of people. how Harlan was literally unemployed when he decided to start making malevolent, and now he's singlehandedly revolutionizing the audio drama landscape. or Zach Valenti and Gabriel Urbina being long-time college friends who wanted to make something fun with no expectation that over 20 million people would listen to it....not being hyperbolic at all when I say that some of the best pieces of audio fiction have been made in basements by teams of less than 3 people. wtnv has always been a few friends who wanted to make something interesting after their day job. i am just thinking of artists persevering under the crushing weight of capitalism. .. and great art made out of pure love and curiosity for an emerging medium...

Being into podcasts and having s*** voice recognition means

- not being able to differentiate between Jon and Elias who are played by two different people

- Not being able to differentiate between Sasha and not Sasha who are played by two different people

- Not being able to differentiate between Alice and Norris who are played by two different people

- And being able to distinguish Arther, John, Kellen, Eddie, Dr Jeffrey, Kayne, The trader, Faust, Wallace, The Butcher, Oscar, and MARIE??? from eachother DESPITE ALL OF THEM BEING PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON

THIS TOO SHALL PASS

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

'He looks like Brad Pitt's sexy uncle!' 😭 JOHN PLEASE