Masterpost Of Horror Lists

i am thinking so so deeply about love/hope in horror right now. i am thinking so much about how horror presents the most raw of human emotion and vulnerability and presents the choice to love and heal and protect each other and hope for the future despite it all. it's so important. it's so vital to have heart and catharsis within horror.

Percy likes celebrating the twins birthday.

That was a lie.

Percy hates celebrating the twins birthday.

Look he loves the twins to death and all but the day always starts with pranks.

Every. Goddamn. Time.

And guess who the pranks are aimed at.

Yep that's right it's Percy.

Percy laughs it off usually because it's their birthday. Not to mention April Fool's day on top of that.

And birthdays are sacred in the Weasley family except his apparently.

(They keep forgetting his birthday even though his and Ginny's are in the same month.)

Even the cake isn't saved fron the twins. The cake always blasts.

It's the one thing that remains same whether in Hogwarts or the Burrow.

The cake blasts. And mostly lands on Percy's face.

Percy doesn't mind. He loves sweets.

And after the war it's hard to be happy or funny or even attempt a smile. Everyone is moping.

Its April 1 today and noone is bothered to do anything except cry and be sad.

And Percy has enough of it. Today is one day he will not dwell in self hatred and guilt.

It's Fred's birthday.

It's George's birthday and he deserves a better one.

Percy bakes the cake in the kitchen. It's difficult to get it exactly to his Mum's style but he manages it.

He puts up the decorations and sets up the pranks.

Feeling content with his work, he goes to sleep.

"Aaaaaahhhhh"

Percy wakes up to screams and smiles.

So when he comes into the living room, he can't help it he starts laughing.

Ginny's hair is stuck up, her face black and Ron's hair is green. Charlie's covered in hair and Bill oh god Bill is stuck back to back to Dad.

He can already hear Mum screaming.

"GEORGE"

"What is it woman?", George mutters sleepily.

When he sees the spectacle in the hall he starts to laugh uncontrollably.

All his siblings are glaring at George.

"George you make my hair come down right now or I will..", Ginny makes empty threats but she's smiling.

"Sorry Ginny, I think it suits you. And Ron green is definitely your colour", George is still laughing as Ron throws a pillow at him which he dodges.

"Before we end up in utter chaos, we should cut the cake", Percy says before they realise it's him who did the pranks and start tearing him a new one.

George looks at him and smiles.

"CAKE CAKE CAKE",George is screaming, his eyes twinkling.

"But I didn't make any cake", his mum mutters before gasping.

The cake Percy baked is tall. And he decorated it too.

"Ummm I'm not as tall as Ron so I don't see how I'm gonna reach there", George asked scratching.

Percy caught an unsuspecting George and threw him on his shoulders.

(He'd cast a lightweight charm on George so he was as light as a pillow)

"WOAHHHH PERCE", George screamed

"Now cut the cake before I throw you down."

"Okay okay. Geez."

And George cut the cake. Alone this time.

Percy had no time to think about Fred before the cake smashed into his face and George.

Mostly on George.

"My revenge for all those years of cake exploding ", Percy said with a cake soaked face.

"BLOODY HELL", George screamt.

And when Percy turned around his whole family was laughing wildly. Even Mum.

"Thanks Perce", George whispered to him.

"Of course. No need to thank me George. This is what Fred would have wanted", Percy replied and then cursed himself for saying Fred's name to George.

"This is the first time I'm agreeing with someone when they say Fred would have wanted this because this is absolutely what Fred would have wanted", George said to him.

And Percy smiled.

"Now get me down or else I'll do something to you or on you."

"Don't you dare."

the fact they released a “clean” version of noel’s lament is SO funny to me. the song is about being a slut in postwar france and having sex with a different guy EVERY NIGHT and they think that taking out “fuck” is going to make it family friendly? yeah this song is very explicitly about sex and death but nobody cusses so here let your children listen :)

Chuuya : I fucking love you, dazai.

Dazai :

Chuuya : *flustered* F-fuck, I meant loathe. I hate you. VEry much. Fuck me- yOU. Fuck You. I meant loathe. I fucking loathe you.

Chuuya :

Dazai :

Kaji : *jumps out of nearby bush* HE MEANT "LOVE".

Dazai, smugly : You meant "love".

Chuuya : *defeated* I meant "love".

This fanart of human Alastor from one of the official illustrators who works on Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is fueling my American Horror Story: Hotel AU with H.H. Holmes-esque serial killer Alastor...

either junichirou's really good at acting or he should reaaaaaaaaaaaally be allowed to kill someone

Draco: I'm 99% certain Professor Snape is having an affair with one of my parents. I just don't know which one

Severus getting a prep cook job in Cokeworth one summer and picking up solid mf knife skills. Like those culinary school chopping videos. Just fast asf precise knife work and handling.

He gets back to Hogwarts and it’s just business as usual until he’s DEAD tired one day and is prepping ingredients in Slughorn’s class. He gets to something that needs to be sliced uniformly and is similar in shape/size to food he prepped at the restaurant and muscle memory just kicks into overdrive.

The whole classroom freezes and looks at him because idk if y’all know this but that shit is LOUD compared to hesitant knife work. It smacks the cutting board and has a way different rhythm than normal kitchen noise.

Yeah it’s a skill no one has encountered unless they have been back of house at a restaurant.

Severus is too exhausted to process that anyone is paying attention to him so he just keeps going. Ingredients? Prepped? Potion? Brewed with gusto, like he was born to do it. His brain isn’t online so he’s acting like it’s a dream and adds in some flourish and flair, a trick to catch a knife, a fancy stir to help aerate the brew, a crazy amount of multitasking just because he can.

Jaw dropping behavior.

Slughorn doesn’t know how to react honestly, and is spared needing to praise him considering Severus is half awake when he hands his potion to his head of house.

Happy Belated Birthday, Sev! 🎉

saddest fucking tag i've ever seen in my life. why not just cut off his dick while you're at it