And The Lord Sayest Unto Me, "lock The Fuck In"

Living his best life

waltuh and jesser…

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

Breaking Bad Bird Head canons

Walter = Starling

Jessie = yellow throat warbler

Skylar = secretary bird

Gus = long tailed widow bird

Saul = downy woodpecker

Hank = shoe bill

Mike = that one wet owl

Thank you

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

Walt when Jesse cooks

Inspired by

Jesse pinkman is trans elaborated on in a series of headcanons:

-He figured out he was when he was in early high school specifically, this is also where he started burning out and dropping in grades after he came out about it

-This is also what first got him into drugs, though it was just weed and alcohol at first to get a breather from being a pre-T trans guy in the early 2000’s, eventually it started to spiral into harder stuff through has he slipped further and further

-his parents weren’t overtly abusive, but they took his transition pretty shittily, they’d regularly try to tell him to “snap out of it” and would try to live in denial that he was even trans to begin with for the longest time only to try and ignore him when he wouldn’t “grow out of this silly tomboy phase”

-he got surgery from his drug money which is also why he was able to get keyhole too

-same goes for his hrt but before he could afford it, he got it early from some of his buddies he’d smoke with having extra on them

-he’s get into pretty intense arguments with his mom especially too in his high school years, as she wanted to help in her own(misguided) way but would only push him further and further away unintentionally

-he had the Trans Guy pixie cut as his first short hair but saw he didn’t pass so he got into the habit of just shaving it when it would get too long and letting it grow back out (also why it’s always so spiky and short)

-his deadname was the same at his current name just spelled “Jessie” , he used to think about getting a completely different name/legal name change but never really got around to it (until El Camino )

-he’s post-op when you first see him in Breaking Bad but he wears all his layers as a force of habit

-we all know this by know but his closer friends all knew he was trans (badger and skinny Pete kiss each other when the camera is turned I can’t prove it but I swear) but didn’t know him pre-transition as he cut off most people he knew then

-he’d run away to his aunts sometimes after getting into fights with his mom, his aunt was much more progressive and more of a hippie in her younger years, so she’d support him and they’d grow closer to each other, with him eventually living fully at her house by graduation, until the cancer took her as we see in the show

-when he was kidnapped Todd would occasionally offer to let him shower but he’d refuse because he didn’t want to out himself to them, he’d also hate anyone getting close to him or touching him because of it (also because Todd is evil but it’s another reason)

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