If There Was A Way To Run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER On This Website I Fucking Would

when your homophobic mom buys you the gay peach tea

Ok so like I know I SHOULD go to bed. But I don't wanna

*visible bi confusion*

Hydration

*shoves a bottle of water based lube up my ass* 

agreed

it's sunny outside

and yet it still feel like a cloudy day

fuck it. I'm making an Au of this

if the chinese gods and demons in lego monkie kid are real , do you think beings from other pantheons are too?

gays. one is a demon prince from another world and the other is a rich kid at sci fi wizard school. both are fighting off a demon zombie infestation.

violently playtonicly loves you back

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hc that wukong has massive man tittys and macaque makes fun of him for it

digging through the raisin bran looking for raisins

digging through the granola looking for raisins

the only reason people draw shirtless men nowadays is to give the top surgery scars😒