Hc That Tang Is Trans. And Married To Pigsy

I will die on the skk ranting about eachother while blackout drunk hill. Specifically:

Chuuya: He's such a bastard, he literally can't NOT be a bastard. He calls me short, I'm NOT SHORT! To bad he's pretty. Pretty and sad. Why is he so sad? I just want him to be happy. *ugly sobbing* I hate him so much, he blew up my car! *turns to grab some poor Black Lizard member* Did you know he sleeps curled up like a cat? *more ugly sobbing* It's so cute! *still sobbing* Do you think he'll bomb my car again, so we can have hot hate sex? *passes out because Hirotsu drugged his drink*

Dazai: Chuuya is so stupid, he's like, slow in the head like a Slug. Good thing he's hot though. He's built like a tank and he has a HUGE C- *Kunikida interrupts* Chuuya's not stupid! How dare you! He's beautiful and smart! But he hates me! *starts wailing* Chuuya hates me! *suddenly distracted* But the hate sex is good. I think I should blow up is car again. *gets up, immediately faceplants, starts wailing again* CHUUYA would have caught me! Caught me in big strong arms, and then he would have-*Kunikida knocks him out*

I know I don't usually post here but BROOO FIRST TRYYYYYY

I have wanted him for a wile so I'm honestly really shocked

hc that macaque laughs at sex jokes

hc that wukong has massive man tittys and macaque makes fun of him for it

I had a nightmare last night.

I was a reporter.

rainbow. duh

on one hand I’d LOVE a pink side but on the other what the hell color are we gonna make thomas

Oof

Make yourself.

I'm gonna watch fate:the wind saga. Wish me luck

I should put like, signatures on my art probably 🤔

do ya think pesto would kill a pilgrim