I Would Read That Tbh

ok now I'm lonely 🙁

the best thing about Tumblr is that Noone looks at my dumb ass posts

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

The frightened boy picked up the fallen sword of his dead father and held it in front of him as the attackers advanced. “Don’t be afraid boy. Just hold on to me and let me do the fighting,” whispered the sword.

It's fukin Christmas Eve y'all. I'm stayin up

Your theme is sooo pretty <3

thx :D

Kidnapper: we have your boyfriend

Remy: I don’t have a boyfriend

Kidnapper: he made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?

Remy: oh my god, you have Emile

Kidnapper: I’m going to become a painter

I will die on the skk ranting about eachother while blackout drunk hill. Specifically:

Chuuya: He's such a bastard, he literally can't NOT be a bastard. He calls me short, I'm NOT SHORT! To bad he's pretty. Pretty and sad. Why is he so sad? I just want him to be happy. *ugly sobbing* I hate him so much, he blew up my car! *turns to grab some poor Black Lizard member* Did you know he sleeps curled up like a cat? *more ugly sobbing* It's so cute! *still sobbing* Do you think he'll bomb my car again, so we can have hot hate sex? *passes out because Hirotsu drugged his drink*

Dazai: Chuuya is so stupid, he's like, slow in the head like a Slug. Good thing he's hot though. He's built like a tank and he has a HUGE C- *Kunikida interrupts* Chuuya's not stupid! How dare you! He's beautiful and smart! But he hates me! *starts wailing* Chuuya hates me! *suddenly distracted* But the hate sex is good. I think I should blow up is car again. *gets up, immediately faceplants, starts wailing again* CHUUYA would have caught me! Caught me in big strong arms, and then he would have-*Kunikida knocks him out*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

always fam

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hc that after season 3 Mayor walks into pigsy's noodles (wearing a mask) and order pork dumplings. he receives beef dumplings pays and leaves. Pigsy and Tang still don't know its him.

hc that after season 3 spider fam comes back to life and kidnapped notmayor just cuz. then hijinks