Why Da Flipity Flapity Fuck Would You Use Soup To Wash Chicken

Hope y’all enjoy 😊 

“Little orphan a-hole”

lmao everyone needs to see this

Introductions and Chaos

Roman: Ladies, Lords and non-binary Royalty are you ready? If the answer is Yes~ Then I implore you to raise the volume on the device you’re listening to us on to not miss anything. Oh and we will post these podcasts as YouTube videos as well with subtitles, it will take us some time but, no worries my hard of hearing people resident nerd Logan is on the case!

Logan *somewhere not near a mic*: I have no memory of agreeing to doing that alone!

Roman: Now over to Our GLO~RIOUS host, Thomas!

Thomas: Thank you Roman. I would like to Welcome you all to this first episode of The Sanders Take!

Virgil: We’re also not going to take anything.

Joseph (Deceit): What? I’ve been tricked! *mock gasp*

Virgil: …

Joseph (Deceit): *snickers*

Virgil *trying not to laugh*: You ass!

Joseph (Deceit): *laughs harder*

Thomas: Also we’re not related in any way, we all just share the same last name-

Remus *away from the mic*: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF! STAR BOY!

Thomas: … Well. Apart from the twins.

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Can relate lol

is is just me or do street signs look like they taste disgusting

pfft 

The irony of Remus liking octopi

Octopi: Smart, sneaky, dignified creatures.

Remus: Stupid, literally came in and hit Roman in front of everyone and told Thomas what he was and what to call him immediately, not a single dignified bone in his body.

everyone should love the sassy snek boi

Hey! So I'm getting into Sanders sides now, so..

Reblog if you love deceit!

He's becoming my favorite!

oh and Bai He gets to keep lady bone demons powers

lmk au where everything is the same except shadowpeach and mk get therapy and Bai He is macaques successor.

i have good artist friends

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

kill it with fire...or a genocide route

Sanslastor