the "charles will sign anything you ask him to, even a marriage certificate" joke has gone too far. he'll sign your adoption papers, you don't even have to ask
How is this real? ðŸ˜
max verstappen foaming at the mouth bc he is stuck in p6 between george russell in front who is under the threat of death not to drive faster than a snail and lewis hamilton behind who will make him an exception to his veganism pledge and eat him if he falls back. you just know all three are bored out of their fucking minds help
panthers. panthers, look at me RIGHT NOW. you need to win for HIM. you have to win for HIM.
the 24-25 season really
Idk if you allow p links so if you don't, ignore this 😋
https://twitter.com/pissmummy/status/1776330799983608033?t=FawARUCHsZP3Jnxo3Wp-WA&s=19
Quite literally reminds me of the Joel miller plushies x pk oneshot 🤠(idk if the links works ive never done this)
The link did not work for me but of course I wasn't gonna let that stop me and I searched that account and scrolled till I found it and BABE YOU ARE WRONG WRONG (but soooo RIGHT ITS THEM, SAVAGE KINKY FUCKS AND THEIR PLUSH PLUSH)
PANTHERS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??????
so embarrassing to have a favorite character honestly. like yes that's my specialest guy 🙄 yes i have 200 photos of him saved 😑 if i don't look at him or hear him talk every 2 minutes i'll start killing the hostages 😕 i think about him every day. because he's my favorite. whatever
MATTHEW TKACHUK YOU ARE A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION