Ah, I See. This Is Why I Double Clicked This Post.

"Photos of me because I'm hot" is the logic I should be taking into the spring season.

Photos of me because I'm just hot💗

Now that one was just intentional. Come on man. Five syllable fill

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

OR I could press the button exactly 50 times, making it a 50% chance to become rich as fuck and a 50% chance to become rich as fuck AND based as fuck

This-Ray-Raymond-Guy-Sucks

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

Cease thine movement at once! Woe is to the fool that crosses twice without crossing! For I am... Danny, the all powerful Traffic Wizard! Now, if only I could find my Walkman with 2 hours of Creed...

I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

Very much so.

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

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