I Seriously Just Need To Drown Or Something

Now that one was just intentional. Come on man. Five syllable fill

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

I can only imagine how many meaningful, harmless letters were ripped up by a man at a desk.

Found this on Twitter/X. Hope this helps anyone.

What do we do with this thing

Alright gays I’m doing a thing

and by that I mean a note game

1 note- haiiii you’re the first person

50 notes- I’ll try to be online less

75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones

100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes

500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better

750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)

1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother

2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems

3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them

4k- I’ll come out to my mom

5k notes- come out to my dad

Tags:

@wolfthedrolf @angelik-mori @lostshulkerbox @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @urfavlieyemede

OR I could press the button exactly 50 times, making it a 50% chance to become rich as fuck and a 50% chance to become rich as fuck AND based as fuck

Honestly, if that's the case, let's go! I guess us gays are just built different ngl 💅💅💅

201 4th St., Point Pleasant, WV 25550, correct?

I'm starting to think that everyone on this site is a freaky sicko

STOP FILLING MY FEED WITH YOUR UNCHRISTIAN FILTH, YOU LICENTIOUS DEGENERATES!

1. No :(

2. Coffee when my mom lets me, med cream med sugar iced

3. Oakwood - Summer

4. I shift from back to side

5. No

6. Drawing by miles

7. Two

8. That's a hard one... Probably Surf Curse

9. March 12, 2012 (just barely gen z)

10. 5'10

11. Grey-green

12. My mother, my crush, my 3 best friends

13. Being alone, the undiscovered

14. Brown and yellow

15. Autumn

16. A bluebird on my right forearm and "R.I.P. Title Fight" on my left upper arm

17. Tongue, ear industrial?

18. My parents won't put me on a phone plan :(

19. A girl in a couple of my classes; since November of 2024.

20. My old dog

21. It was fine (broken arm got set so I had to miss school)

22. Not enough

23. Life on other planets? Yes. Little green men? No.

24. Last night (had to get some feels out)

25. 2000s.

26. Naps

27. The Eyes of the Killer Robot by John Bellairs

28. Internally? Severely depressed. Externally, to the point I've tricked myself into believing? Fine.

29. Depends. Sometimes, seconds. Sometimes, days.

30. My school band field trip (possible opportunity to interact with my crush)

31. Moving out and going to college

32. Vacation in Cuba

33. Closed

34. Tulips

35. Yes

36. Aloysius (yes, like Aloysius O'Hare)

37. Cats

38. Being alone

39. Much so

40. The beach is fine and I prefer it sunny

41. Over the Garden Wall

42.#Elvis #mamaposting #Midwest emo #4chumbler #accidentalhaiki

43. A little brother

44. Technically? My mother. Truthfully? Never.

45. Any of my friends (they're way better people than me)

46. Music

47. My landline, yes

48. One of my 5 closest friends and my close family (Mom, Dad, grandparents)

49. My parents won't out me on a cell plan :(

50. Nunya.

♡ asks ♡

 Do you have freckles? 

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

What was the last song you listened to? 

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

What’s your favorite band/artist? 

When is your birthday? 

How tall are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Fears? 

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s your favorite season? 

Want any tattoos? What of? 

Want any piercings? Where? 

Who is the last person you texted? 

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

What/who do you miss? 

How was your day today? 

How much sleep did you get last night? 

Do you believe in aliens? 

When was the last time you cried? Why? 

What’s your favorite decade? 

What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

How are you, really? 

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

What’s your favorite flower? 

Do you currently have a squish? 

Do you like your middle name? 

Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Do you have any phobias? 

Do you stay up late?

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

What’s your favorite cartoon? 

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

Do you have siblings? How many? 

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

Is there anyone you would die for? 

What do you need when you’re sad? 

Have you memorized your phone number? 

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

What does your last text say? 

Wild Card. Any question, ask away. 

reblog'd

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

JOKES ON YOU FUCKER, I DON'T HAVE SHOELACES! AND I DON'T MEAN MY SHOES ARE SLIPONS, I MEAN THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP MISSING!

but thank you much, you too

I like your shoelaces