Holy Shit I Just Remembered The Time I Was Talking With Some Friends (at The Time I Had A Crush On One

holy shit i just remembered the time i was talking with some friends (at the time I had a crush on one of them) and someone asked "hey whats your ideal date" and my at-the-time-violently-depressed ass said "uhh person a, ideally me, goes to person b's house, persons a and b smoke, cut, and kiss" and then it got to my crush and he said " uhh what he said" and pointed to me

anyways now hes with an older crush and friend of mine

i truly wish them the best of luck

ts would NEVER have worked between either of them and i

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and by that I mean a note game

1 note- haiiii you’re the first person

50 notes- I’ll try to be online less

75 notes- I’ll ask my dad for noise canceling headphones

100 notes- I’ll ask my mom if I can get more feminine clothes

500 notes- I’ll start trying to accommodate for my depression better

750 notes- I’ll come out to my friends (at least the ones who I care about)

1k notes- I’ll come out my oldest brother

2k notes- I’ll talk to my mom about my problems

3k notes- I’ll talk to my dad about them

4k- I’ll come out to my mom

5k notes- come out to my dad

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Very much so.

dont ever hesitate. reblog this.

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Now that one was just intentional. Come on man. Five syllable fill

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

JOKES ON YOU FUCKER, I DON'T HAVE SHOELACES! AND I DON'T MEAN MY SHOES ARE SLIPONS, I MEAN THEY'RE STRAIGHT UP MISSING!

but thank you much, you too

I like your shoelaces

This guy is awesome, and had some seriously helpful info

perfect timing

Recalling That He Hid It Somewhere Among The Dozens Of Sarcophagi Underneath St. Peter’s Basilica,

Recalling that he hid it somewhere among the dozens of sarcophagi underneath St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis was reportedly scouring the papal tombs Thursday in search of the final egg from the Vatican Easter Egg Hunt. “If I can’t find this egg, the catacombs will totally reek,” said the frustrated bishop of Rome while rifling through the final resting place of holy pontiffs, crawling on his hands and knees on the crypt floor to peek under the reliquary of Saint Peter. 

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Are you sure? Because I can see you perfectly fine.

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

What Do We Do With This Thing

What do we do with this thing

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