Hehe

I, for one, want to see your moth tits

I'm starting to think that everyone on this site is a freaky sicko

STOP FILLING MY FEED WITH YOUR UNCHRISTIAN FILTH, YOU LICENTIOUS DEGENERATES!

What do we do with this thing

This guy is awesome, and had some seriously helpful info

Are you sure? Because I can see you perfectly fine.

Elvis isnt real he cant hurt you

Suuuuuure, that's what Paul McCartney said.

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH FRANK SINATRA!!!!!

Be honest, would this make a good album cover for a psychedelic instrumental album with 10 minute songs? Think Sun Araw or Delicate Steve.

Cease thine movement at once! Woe is to the fool that crosses twice without crossing! For I am... Danny, the all powerful Traffic Wizard! Now, if only I could find my Walkman with 2 hours of Creed...

I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

Hotline Miami

in loving memory of my favorite shirt