And here we meet at a crossroads. Three ways to leave but nowhere to go.
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I feel like when you’re writing, organizing chapters and dialogue is easy
but jfc, the amount of time it takes to constantly keep people moving and make sure they’re in the right spaces and trying to come up with wording for it is always such a shock.
Like, fuck, I made you pick up a coffee cup, you need to put it down at some point. also I can’t remember what I dressed you in, can you push up your sleeves? I don’t remember if you even have your shirt on.
and YOU. YOU OVER THERE, you got out of your chair earlier, but did you come back yet? Are you coming back? Where did you even go and why’d you get up? Fuck, I can’t make you sit down again already, you just stood up, go…over there. go get more coffee. Did you bring your mug with you? fine. bring the pot to the table and—wait, wasn’t the coffee pot already over here? shit, hold on, I need to go back and re-read and re-write
(Fart Sound Effect With Applied Reverb.)
it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning
me
reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts
I am crying.
dan and phil + words that don’t exist in english (1/?)
(a remake of one of my first gifsets ever)
this is good
Listen to this when you are feeling down. :)
daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!
a guy deadass just told me i can’t wear superhero shirts bc i’m a girl. look, kyle, if me having thor’s face resting comfortably on my right tiddy frightens u then take ur problems to someone who cares pls. also left boob captain america thinks u suck.
an ex art student’s lament
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart.
Just taking attendance!
Slytherin click here
Ravenclaw x
Hufflepuff x
Multiple houses x
All houses x
daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!
just watch it
MARKIMOO 19 is a fanmade video project that was created not only to celebrate Mark hitting 19 million subscribers, but also as a huge heartfelt thank you from all the fans themselves. The video will contain fans reacting to their first ever watched Markiplier videos, fan art of their first videos, graphics, fans doing other stupid stuff, etc.
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The way you dress is never an excuse for what other people do to you. Sure, you can wear something that’s a bit more revealing but that does not give anybody else the right to do whatever they want to you. That’s a fucked up type of mentality so do not think that way about yourself
Jack, “A Normal Lost Phone - Part 1″
Thank. You.
(via marielgum)
I never really make posts, but I wanted to share this. I'm not sure if they're my favorite of Markiplier's videos, but they never fail to make me laugh. So here's a link to the playlist. And Happy Birthday Mark http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4bxhlpo5-Z5RHaoQOVU_VRj602kGMyEn
i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!
Sand
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
The books
Not to be disturbed unless there is an emergency
The shelves
Ask politely before attempting to clean, some are exceedingly fond of their dust
The woman in the reference section who is perpetually searching for a certain unknown volume
She will always refuse to tell you which one it is, but it’s good manners to ask her a few times a day anyway
The cat with five eyes
We recognize that this terminology can be confusing, as there are at least a dozen of the cat with five eyes living in the library, but each of them insists on being treated as though they’re the only one. Therefore, each of them is The Cat With Five Eyes
Unidentified cryptid
Possibly just The Cat With Five Eyes pulling a prank
The lost child
At this point we must assume, as the child has not aged or been picked up for several years, that it is not so much lost as it is stuck. In the meantime, until its parent returns, it must be placated hourly with new picture books or tantrums will be thrown
Library patron
??????????
The helpful ghost
A benevolent presence that keeps trying to help shelve books and putting them back in the wrong place. Actually exceedingly unhelpful, but the title makes it so happy
The Stacks Goblin
DO NOT offer food!
Shame on you, there’s no food allowed in the library anyway.
tasia.m.s
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wait….are any americans aware that the cia overthrew the democratically-elected premier of iran in 1953 because he wouldn’t concede to western oil demands….and how that coup was the reason for the shah’s return to power, the iranian revolution, and the resulting fundamentalist dictatorship…..like, america literally dissolved iranian democracy and no one knows about it???