And here we meet at a crossroads. Three ways to leave but nowhere to go.
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New comic! (link)
I don’t care if they can’t understand me. They may be garbage cats, but they’re my garbage cats.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
(people seemed to like this so here’s a typed version so it’s easier to read)
Bye bye, Brody Cya, Chase Get that hat out of my face Your time is o̷̷v̴̷́è̛̕͡r̡̨̢͝ Your k̨͘͟i̴̕͟d҉͝s̷͘ are d̶̶̴͜͡ę̢͘͢͞ą̸͟͡d͜͞ And I’m officially i̸̢̢ņ̵̀͞s͠í̸d̶̛è̛͠͏ ̸́͠y̷͟o̧͘u̷̶͟҉́r̛̛͝͝ ̷͏̀͘͢h͏́ȩ̡̧͢a̴͏d̵͜͏
H̵͟ù̧͜r͢͏͜͡ţ̵̢ the hero Jackieboy Man Can’t run as fast as the others can Some escaped But you remain Now you’re t̶̴r͞҉̴͘á̵̕͟͞p̸̴p̢͢͡ę̴̛͞d̵̷́͞ in my d҉͘ǫ́͠͝҉m̶̀ą̵̵͟í̛́͜n̸҉
Merciless with Marvin Tricks of t̸̶͘͟ȩ̵̵͘͟ŕ̵͝r͏͞o̢r͘͠ I am back and ş̶̕͠t̡̕҉҉r̸͜͡͝͏o҉̸̡n̸g̷̨ę̴͞ŕ̵̢̕ than ever Your magic can’t help Your power is w̨̨e̸̡̛͢a̵͘͠k̡͢ Now join the others in e̷̴̡͢͞t̷҉͏̶́ę̸́͟͜r̨̀͘͠n̢̧͞a̷̧̕̕l̨̢͜͡͞ ̢͜s̨͜҉l͢͞͞͡é̵̶̶e҉̨̛p̧
So long, Schneeple Thanks for a̢͠s̀͟͡ś̡҉̵͡ì̡͝s͢͠t̸̷į͜͝ǹ̸̀͘g̨̛̀͡͝ The fans have no clue what they’re missing They think you’re c҉͘o̸̸̶͘r͢͞r͞͡ú̵̸͘͘p̡͘͜͝͡t̵̶̨͜e҉̵d͜͞ Think you’re ill But you’re helping me of your o̸͠w̴͟͏n̴̨ ̷̵̧̢̕f̶̢̡r҉̵̨͠͞e̷̴͠e̡ ̸̷̢͘w̵͜i̷͏͘͜l̴̡̢̕͝ļ̛͜
S̴e͝ize̵ ́the ̸c͡han͝ne̕l Take̸ ͏c̶ontrol ͠F̡i̧na̢ll͜y, ̷I’ll ̛r̀ea̸ch͠ m̴y goál ͞Ẃith҉ ̸my̨ ̧bran͟d͡ ͢n҉ȩw͡ ͞p̕up͏pe͏t͜s̀ Y̵ou can͟ s̢ay̸ ͠g̢ood̢b̧yè ́To̡ yóu̴r p͞rec̴įòu̶s,̴ w͡e͏ak̛
@therealjacksepticeye
Alrighty, I decided to continue with this @therealjacksepticeye ’s septicart week. To be honest, this has been rather fun and it’s definitely helped with my artist block (that’s been going on for a few months). So yeah, hope y'all enjoy and if you get the chance, go check out all the cool art this thing is pulling in.
The Septic King Third day of @therealjacksepticeye ’s Septicart week. This has been a lot of fun!
Ẅ̡́ͣͭͬ͏͙H͍̙̗ͦͫ͒̍͛̋̾̚Y̷̢̭̘̦͆ͤ͂ͅ ̸̡̤̤͕̗͓͔ͩ́D̝̤̯͒͋̈́I̻͙͕̥̲͋̓̂̈́̑̀͋̿̀̕D̳͚͚̠̭ͤ̌̇̀̚͜͡N̵͐ͮ̇͐̔̆͏̥̮͓'͙͓̩ͨ̂̈ͤ͡ͅT̷̷̤̜̱̩͕͕͓͕̣ͩ̕ ͓̙̲̥͈̠͈̅ͫ͒͑ͯ̚͘͝Y̡͍͈͙͚͐͒͑̔̃̈ͥ͑̅̕O̹̣̦͖͂̉ͥͥ͗̆͠U̵͈͖̻͋̽̐ͥͯ̓ ̵̤͕ͯ̀ͅF̷̑ͪ͂̊̋̔̅̒ͤ͏̟̬̘̀Ẻ̫͆̈́̔̔ͪ͒Ȩ̸̸̬͈̟̠͚̮̞͛̽ͣ̈́ͥ̒ͩD̪̹͇̙̈͌̃̔̚ͅ ̡̤͎̱͖͓̬ͮ̉ͮ͗͌̇̍̍͘͡Y̟̣̲͇̖̼̹͔͌̓͟O͉̰͓̯͎ͭ̓̌̎ͤ̓͠U̲͚̭͓͖ͯ̎Ṙ̛̯̣̞̦̮̔ͤ͂̀͢ ̟͉͉̟̙̙̔̽̈̔̽̕͞D̷̃ͯ͐̀҉̫̱ͅO̬͈͕̩̍͋̑̒͑̔̒̅G̡̩̖̏͋ͧ̿ ̷͉̖̲̭̭͈ͦ̋́͟!!
21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up
Dark is at a loss for words.
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
My emotions today
pull the trigger and the crown is yours…
w̵̢͙͔̼͍͕̘̤͙̄̆̄́̂̂̾̌̚͜͝h̴̙͉̭̠̞̞̜̦̳̝͒̿̊͑̌͛̑̋̕͝ḯ̸̢͔̺̪̣͔̺̘̫̎͊̀͌̅̑̈́͝͝ͅc̷̡͇̰̻͔̟̯̞͖̎̓̑̋̐̎͆̀̌͜͝ẖ̷͕͓̩̪̖͈̱̭̘̍̈́̔̄̋̊̇̂̎͘ ̶͈͙̯̩̙͓͙̖̫̦̈́́̄̈̏͂͆͘̚s̶̡̼̲̟̭͇̤̣͔̆͊̃̈̔̂̑͑̀̚ͅi̸̢̨̲̯̯͎͈̣̞̳̒͐̒̅͐͆̆͊̚͝d̶̼͉̥̝̙̘͔̹͉̱͒͑̓̄͌͒̓͌̿̒e̴̡̢̢͉̰͉̹̼̫̾̈́͋͋̈̈́́̔͛̕ͅ ̸̧̨̨̼̫̰̞̬̲̫̒̅̓̔͊͌̋͂͘͠á̸̧̬͙̘̹͔̞͕̪̱́̇́̎̃͐̂̿͝r̶̛̺̖̯̝̼͉̫͚͎̬̐͑̎͌̇̓̀͆̕ȩ̵̙͔̟̗̼̲̤͕̣̀͌̿̍̓̆̀͋͘͘ ̸̯̘͉̻̯̬̳̻͕̇̋̅̍͛̑̿̉͐͠ͅy̷̳͎͔̱̟͍̰̝̣̙̆̃̄̊͑̒̎̔̅̕o̸͇͎͉̯͙̗̦̰̖̜͑̈́̈́́͑͌̇͑̊̆u̸̺͖̭̟͈̥̟̫̹͋̓̾͗͌͌̂́̑͠ͅ?̵̨̩̘̼̤̲̣̼̻̠́̊̿̀̂̈̄̈̐͂
7 days of septicart 2/7 (part 2)
Anti: He's GOt foUR NippLES! *Points off screen*
Dark: *Stares in wonder and horror at where Anti pointed and goes toward it*
Y’all are thinking about the crunching sounds in the end of the video and connecting it to DarkChica eating everyone
crunch dog food, man.
i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon
like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like
her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”
me, meowing back: “tax benefits”
her, meowing: “why do u always do this”
sharks and bears and ethans, oh my!
boop
DARKIPLIER vs ANTISEPTICEYE - BLOOPERS
demon boys.
all i could think of
Just a little doodle I did a few days ago. In light of @therealjacksepticeye ’s new video, I thought I’d might as well upload it.
Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.
Awwwww, that’s such a nice memory!
😭
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
I’m about to cry. My 60 year old mother watched a netflix documentary and only just now found out she’s asexual. I’ve been trying to figure out how to bring up this idea to her for years. I am so glad to hear her, she’s so happy and saying “there really is nothing wrong with me!” I didn’t realize it wore on her like that. God bless the internet.
WATCH: A Giant Pair of Pneumatic Articulating Feather Wings (video)
I hate having to say this for the 400th time but people seem to not understand how bad it is to just download other people’s content (video, art, edits, gifs, whatever) and reupload it on the same site or elsewhere pretending it’s theirs and not giving any sort of credit to the creator.
Please, stop stealing and reposting stuff. It’s super frustrating.
I’m putting this in the jse tag because that’s where I’ve seen it happen the most. Please do remember that there is work behind the content you see so just straight up steal it and reupload it without consent is absolutely awful and disrespectful.
Thank you for your attention.
when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face
when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing
when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror
IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS BABY CHERUB, YOUR MELANIN WILL CRACK LIKE FISH IN HOT GREASE.