We’re Literally Floating On A Tiny Planet In Fucking Space Why Are We Surrounded By Hatred And Misery.

The way you dress is never an excuse for what other people do to you. Sure, you can wear something that’s a bit more revealing but that does not give anybody else the right to do whatever they want to you. That’s a fucked up type of mentality so do not think that way about yourself

Jack, “A Normal Lost Phone - Part 1″

Thank. You.

(via marielgum)

MARKIMOO 19 — a milestone video

MARKIMOO 19 is a fanmade video project that was created not only to celebrate Mark hitting 19 million subscribers, but also as a huge heartfelt thank you from all the fans themselves. The video will contain fans reacting to their first ever watched Markiplier videos, fan art of their first videos, graphics, fans doing other stupid stuff, etc.

Sound fun? Let’s go!

All entries are due by August 31st, 2017.

This project is led by @emeralddrop, backed by @parallelingrealisticsanity, and our two lovely video editors are @kformify and @toquotemark.

If you have any questions, feel free to send us an ask!

How to Help:

Reblog this post!

Spread this post and it’s information in other places.

Participate!

Use the tag, #markimoo19vid!

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

Residents of the Library: A Practical Guide for New Librarians

The books

Not to be disturbed unless there is an emergency

The shelves

Ask politely before attempting to clean, some are exceedingly fond of their dust

The woman in the reference section who is perpetually searching for a certain unknown volume

She will always refuse to tell you which one it is, but it’s good manners to ask her a few times a day anyway

The cat with five eyes

We recognize that this terminology can be confusing, as there are at least a dozen of the cat with five eyes living in the library, but each of them insists on being treated as though they’re the only one. Therefore, each of them is The Cat With Five Eyes

Unidentified cryptid

Possibly just The Cat With Five Eyes pulling a prank

The lost child

At this point we must assume, as the child has not aged or been picked up for several years, that it is not so much lost as it is stuck. In the meantime, until its parent returns, it must be placated hourly with new picture books or tantrums will be thrown

Library patron

??????????

The helpful ghost

A benevolent presence that keeps trying to help shelve books and putting them back in the wrong place. Actually exceedingly unhelpful, but the title makes it so happy

The Stacks Goblin

DO NOT offer food!

Shame on you, there’s no food allowed in the library anyway.

god every day, daniel radcliffe gives me a new reason to love him. he just put joke karen rowling on blast for her shitty-ass terf beliefs.

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

Dark is at a loss for words.

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen.