You’re Telling Me A Panera Bread This Man?

It therefore it is☺️

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

getting infected by making out sloppy style with a zombie rn

Goosefeather (people with blue eyes be looking at you like)

This just feels like an argument between a married couple who are soon to be divorced

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

Uncrustable? heh.… maybe to a liberal like yourself

My dick bendy like a silly straw