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white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

How are you today?

I'm quite well so far, thank you for asking! how are you?

Playing dnd and it just made me think-

Where's my mutuals for horny dnd where we can fuck monsters and bang in taverns and also have the greatest battles ever smh

Roleplaying my bardic fuck scenes with players? Yes

bunny for me personally, but yeah! yes please, that would be lovely actually!

reblog if you’re okay with tops/doms dm’ing you to tell you what a good puppy you are (and how good you’d look drooling all over yourself while they fuck you with their fingers 😊😊)

some self aftercare tips for doms and subs!

don't put lotion on contact or rope burns, ointment first.

water will help, but juice has immediate sugar that can help with numbness or faintheaded issues, try not to exhert too much.

any sort of small salt based snack can help with nausea if climaxes are a bit too intense! nerves cross and it's a lot, it happens!

please don't chug liquids after this stuff, slow and steady will reguster better

have you taken meds? some people think about it most now, when the feelings are settling and a bit intense.

work out your hands, the amount of pressure in your hands can be the thing making the rest of you ache.

new clothes might help!

put something familiar on, music, a podcast, a show

take some deep breaths. if you have no one else with you, positive affirmations can feel very healing as self aftercare.

ive seen a lot of people talk about after care on here but only mention it to the extent of some cuddles and a bath and i just want to remind everyone that aftercare shouldnt be limited to that.

if you have a harder session, tend to your subs bruises, scratches, and marks. put ice on bruises and welts to help with inflammation and pain.

if you do bondage, take care of rope burn and help them do some stretches. their body is going to be stiff from being restricted in one position for a long time. also a heating pad can help with sore muscles.

if they have any cuts or are bleeding, dress their wounds properly. make sure to put on antibiotic ointment on before a bandage if needed.

if they have burns for whatever reason, run them under cold water and maybe use ointment on those to help them heal.

make sure they pee after sex to help prevent a UTI. their legs may be shaky so help them get to the bathroom if needed.

give them advil or some other pain med to help with any aching or discomfort.

make sure they drink water. they need it and i cant stress how important this is. also give them some food even if its just a little snack.

give them verbal assurance and praise. tell them they did good and that youre proud of them.

still run a bath, get them cleaned up, give them kisses, cuddle them, etc but dont forget about the rest of aftercare, its so important. take care of your subs and always remember consent, communication, and safety are key.

also give your doms aftercare and affection too, theyre people with emotions and need it

aftercare is just as, if not more, important than the actual scene and should never be skipped, rushed, or disregarded

as I am becoming more active on this app, I figured it's probably beneficial to have an intro/bio thingy, so this'll be that!

on here I'll go by RattyKins or just pretty much any pet names, honey, darling, etc. (certain gendered nicknames like prince or princess are okay too, if you're unsure just ask!) and if it's petplay type stuff I prefer bunny!

I'm 18 and a june gemini (for those that especially care about zodiac signs)

I'd prefer if minors didn't interact, but I'm not in charge of you, and kinda don't care enough to check profiles so... ya know, not much else to do about it

I'm nonbinary and use they/them pronouns

I'm single, demiromantic and demisexual, open to either polyamory or monogamy, and have no real preferences other than "taller than me" (incredibly easy to do, I'm literally 4'11" XD)

I'm open to any messages or asks and don't mind flirting (though I can be a bit oblivious sometimes)

as far as I'm aware from my limited sexual experiences, I'm a bottom and a submissive-leaning switch, so like, do with that what you will I guess

I can't really think of much else to put here so, thanks for reading I guess? idk, have a nice day!

Nonbinary people make great partners, lovers, Doms, and subs too.

Gender nonconforming folks make great partners, lovers, Doms, and subs too.

Being a good partner, an enjoyable lover, a wonderful Dom, and an obedient sub aren't gendered roles.

*deep sigh* yeah

There are two wolves in me....hypersexuality and demisexuality.

One of them is in heat and the other just wants to howl at the moon and cuddle.

punk t4t butch boy fagdykes with dyed hair, stretched piercings, and tattoos

you agree, reblog

I never see enough doms talking about how much we need emotional aftercare just as much as subs do and it genuinely makes me scared because how many of us are walking around in dom drop without knowing it. You need to be reminded that there was consent. You need to be reminded that you are more than any 'violence' you do in scene. You need to be reminded of the relationship you have with your sub outside of a scene. You need to be reminded that the power dynamic the two of you have created is one for pleasure and not oppression. You are not wrong for needing that and any sub worth your time will think so too.

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#LateStageCapitalism

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

This, only I don't know anything about any of these things and generally would just like more friends to be quite honest, even better if they play dnd!

Trying to do the "oh I don't know Magic The Gathering, can you teach me?" thing to attract transfems, but it turns out my knowledge of Pokémon the trading card game from like 2002 will transfer plus I've played a lot of board games in general so I end up winning somehow and this ruins the romance so it doesn't work

sex workers are workers, and we support workers

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I'm not quite sure how I got to the House MD (? I guess?) fandom tumblr, but I must say, the posts are funny and intriguing, I may have to consider watching the show

average episode of house MD (i have only watched 12 episodes)

Chase: So.. do you think Dr. House and Dr. Wilson are shagging?

Cameron: What? No. Why would you possibly think that?

Chase: Well, back in college, I had this mate who fancied me, and well... the way he looked at me... I just think there's something going on between them. You really don't think?

Cameron: Dr. House doesn't have the capacity for emotion required for that level of intimacy.

(they both turn to FOREMAN, asking him to settle the debate)

Foreman: This is unprofessional. But fine... I think Dr. House probably has some lingering feelings for Dr. Wilson, but he'd never cheat on his wife. Especially not for Dr. House

(HOUSE and WILSON walk in, clearly having overheard)

House: He would absolutely cheat on his wife for me.

Wilson, indignant: Come on, cheat on my - cheat? The only time we were together was between my marriages -

(pregnant pause, as all realize the implication. CUDDY enters.)

Cuddy: We have a 10 year old dying of the dancing plague right now.

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

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