I Think If Jessie And James Teamrocket Transitioned Theyd Just Switch Their Names And Call It A Day.

why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

me.

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

Lots of ominous news nowadays, but there are good things too! Thailand's Marriage Equality Law took effect today!

This tweet takes you to the top of a thread that lists all the changes, like replacing gendered terms like husband and wife with spouses, same-sex marriages have full legal status that, same-sex couples can adopt and use IVF and create pre-nups, just a whole lot of steps to make them equal.

It's all just so amazing and joyous. They hosted a parade for the newlywed couples!

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I'm not quite sure how I got to the House MD (? I guess?) fandom tumblr, but I must say, the posts are funny and intriguing, I may have to consider watching the show

average episode of house MD (i have only watched 12 episodes)

Chase: So.. do you think Dr. House and Dr. Wilson are shagging?

Cameron: What? No. Why would you possibly think that?

Chase: Well, back in college, I had this mate who fancied me, and well... the way he looked at me... I just think there's something going on between them. You really don't think?

Cameron: Dr. House doesn't have the capacity for emotion required for that level of intimacy.

(they both turn to FOREMAN, asking him to settle the debate)

Foreman: This is unprofessional. But fine... I think Dr. House probably has some lingering feelings for Dr. Wilson, but he'd never cheat on his wife. Especially not for Dr. House

(HOUSE and WILSON walk in, clearly having overheard)

House: He would absolutely cheat on his wife for me.

Wilson, indignant: Come on, cheat on my - cheat? The only time we were together was between my marriages -

(pregnant pause, as all realize the implication. CUDDY enters.)

Cuddy: We have a 10 year old dying of the dancing plague right now.